FREE BOOKS

Author's List




PREV.   NEXT  
|<   587   588   589   590   591   592   593   594   595   596   597   598   599   600   601   602   603   604   605   606   607   608   609   610   611  
612   613   614   615   616   >>  
o reason why he should not have seen _you_." "When did he see me?" The captain corked up his doses of truth on the spot without a moment's hesitation. "Some time ago, my dear. I can't exactly say when." "Only once?" Captain Wragge suddenly saw his way to the administration of another dose. "Yes," he said, "only once." She reflected a little. The next question involved the simultaneous expression of two ideas, and the next question cost her an effort. "He only saw me once," she said, "and he only saw me some time ago. How came he to remember me when he found me here?" "Aha!" said the captain. "Now you have hit the right nail on the head at last. You can't possibly be more surprised at his remembering you than I am. A word of advice, my dear. When you are well enough to get up and see Mr. Kirke, try how that sharp question of yours sounds in _his_ ears, and insist on his answering it himself." Slipping out of the dilemma in that characteristically adroit manner, Captain Wragge got briskly on his legs again and took up his hat. "Wait!" she pleaded. "I want to ask you--" "Not another word," said the captain. "I have given you quite enough to think of for one day. My time is up, and my gig is waiting for me. I am off, to scour the country as usual. I am off, to cultivate the field of public indigestion with the triple plowshare of aloes, scammony and gamboge." He stopped and turned round at the door. "By-the-by, a message from my unfortunate wife. If you will allow her to come and see you again, Mrs. Wragge solemnly promises _not_ to lose her shoe next time. _I_ don't believe her. What do you say? May she come?" "Yes; whenever she likes," said Magdalen. "If I ever get well again, may poor Mrs. Wragge come and stay with me?" "Certainly, my dear. If you have no objection, I will provide her beforehand with a few thousand impressions in red, blue, and yellow of her own portrait ('You might have blown this patient away with a feather before she took the Pill. Look at her now!'). She is sure to drop herself about perpetually wherever she goes, and the most gratifying results, in an advertising point of view, must inevitably follow. Don't think me mercenary--I merely understand the age I live in." He stopped on his way out, for the second time, and turned round once more at the door. "You have been a remarkably good girl," he said, "and you deserve to be rewarded for it. I'll give you a last piece of informa
PREV.   NEXT  
|<   587   588   589   590   591   592   593   594   595   596   597   598   599   600   601   602   603   604   605   606   607   608   609   610   611  
612   613   614   615   616   >>  



Top keywords:

Wragge

 
question
 

captain

 

turned

 
stopped
 

Captain

 
message
 

scammony

 

provide

 

gamboge


Certainly

 

objection

 

promises

 

solemnly

 

unfortunate

 

Magdalen

 

follow

 
mercenary
 

understand

 

inevitably


results
 

advertising

 
rewarded
 
informa
 

deserve

 

remarkably

 

gratifying

 

patient

 
portrait
 

impressions


yellow

 
feather
 

perpetually

 

thousand

 

remember

 

effort

 

simultaneous

 

expression

 

possibly

 

surprised


remembering

 

involved

 

corked

 

reason

 

moment

 
suddenly
 

administration

 
reflected
 

hesitation

 

pleaded