t I had stamped it," he wrote.
Then I wrote him a nice letter telling him that the mistake was mine,
for his first letter had had a stamp on it after all. He never replied
to that, and I suppose that now he goes about telling his friends that
I am a fool, a silly ass, and a typical Scot.
Authors hear queer things about themselves. The other day a friend of
mine asked for my _Log_ in a West End library. As the librarian handed
over the book she shook her head sadly.
"Isn't it sad about the man who wrote that book?" she said.
My friend was startled.
"Sad! What do you mean?"
"Oh, haven't you heard?" asked the librarian in surprise; "he's a
confirmed drunkard now."
"Impossible!" cried my friend, "with whisky at ten and six a bottle!"
But I meant to write about colleagues. One day a class was holding a
self-government meeting, and they sent for me. I was annoyed because I
was having my after-dinner smoke in the staff-room. However I went up.
"Hullo!" I said as I entered, "what do you want?"
Eglantine the chairman said: "A member of this class has insulted you."
"Impossible!" I cried.
Then Mary got up.
"I did," she blurted out nervously; "I said you were just a silly ass."
"That's all right!" I said cheerfully, "I am," and I made for the door.
Then the class got excited.
"Aren't you going to do anything?" asked Ian in surprise.
"Good Lord, no!" I cried. "Why should I?"
"You're on the staff," said Ian.
"Look here," I said impatiently, "I hereby authorise the crowd of you
to call me any name you like."
The class became indignant.
"You can't criticise the staff," said one.
"Why not?" I asked, and they looked at each other in alarm. This was
carrying self-government too far.
Suddenly Mary jumped up.
"Then if we can criticise the staff here goes! I accuse Miss Brown of
favouritism."
It was a bombshell. Everyone jumped up, and some cried: "Shame!
Withdraw!" The chairman appealed to me.
"I have nothing to do with it," I protested.
Then bitter words flew. They told me that I, as a member of the staff,
should squash Mary. Voices became louder, but then the bell rang and
the class had to go to its own class-room to work.
My colleagues when they heard the story agreed with the children; they
held that I acted wrongly in listening to an accusation against a
colleague. My argument was that I was a guest at a meeting; I had no
vote, nor would I have interfered had
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