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zled dogs at large, overfilling your garbage cans, disregarding the speed laws and traffic regulations, using improperly secured window boxes--" "Anything else?" inquired Pierpont jocularly. "Don't mind us." Bonnie carelessly removed from the pocket of his dress coat a sheaf of papers. "One for neglecting to have your chauffeur display his metal badge on the outside of his coat--Section Ninety-four of Article Eight of Chapter Fourteen. "One for allowing your drop awnings to extend more than six feet from the house line--Section Forty-two of Article Five of Chapter Twenty-two. "One for failing to keep your curbstone at a proper level--Section One Hundred and Sixty-four of Article Fourteen of Chapter Twenty-three. "One for maintaining an ornamental projection on your house--a statue, I believe, of the Goddess Venus--to project more than five feet beyond the building line--Section One Hundred and Eighty-one of Article Fifteen of Chapter Twenty-three. "One for having your area gate open outwardly instead of inwardly--Section One Hundred and Sixty-four of Article Fourteen of Chapter Twenty-three. "And one for failing to affix to the fanlight or door the street number of your house--Section One Hundred and Ten of Article Ten of Chapter Twenty-three. "I dare say there are others." "I'd trust you to find 'em!" agreed Mr. Pumpelly. "Now what's your proposition? What does it cost?" "It doesn't cost anything at all! Drop your proceedings and we'll drop ours," answered Bonnie genially. "What do you say, Edgerton?" said Pumpelly, turning to the disgruntled Wilfred and for the first time in years assuming charge of his own domestic affairs. "I should say that it was an excellent compromise!" answered the lawyer soulfully. "There's something in the Bible, isn't there, about pulling the mote out of your own eye before attempting to remove the beam from anybody's else?" "I believe there is," assented Bonnie politely. "'You're another' certainly isn't a statutory legal plea, but as a practical defense--" "Tit for tat!" said Mr. Edgerton playfully. "Ha, ha! Ha!" "Ha, ha! Ha!" mocked Mrs. Pumpelly, her nose high in air. "A lot of good you did me!" "By the way, young man," asked Mr. Pumpelly, "whom do you say you represent?" "Tutt & Tutt," cooed Bonnie, instantly flashing one of the firm's cards. "Thanks," said Pumpelly, putting it carefully into his pocket. "I may need you sometime--perhaps even
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