f strength,
7 to 2 were the odds that the Dark Blues would score
A win, which they did--by a lucky _half-length_:
And last week, when the thousands assembled at Lord's
To see Cambridge win by an innings--at Cricket's
Great luck they're astonished, as Fortune awards
The Light Blues the game--by a _couple of wickets_!

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[Illustration: FLOWERS OF SOCIETY AT THE BOTANICAL GARDENS. WEDNESDAY
NIGHT.]

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A BALLADE OF EVENING NEWSPAPERS.

The evening shadows gather round the room;
How full of joy it were to sit and greet
The twilight slowly deepening into gloom,
And in the cool forget the noontide heat.
The busy hum, the noise of passing feet,
Such quiet calm could scarcely serve to mar,
Did there not come to us from out the street,
_Globe_, _Evening News_, _Pall Mall_, _St. James's_, _Star_!

The gaily-coloured omnibuses loom,
Approach, and disappear with footsteps fleet,
The crossing-sweepers blithely ply the broom,
Policemen slowly pace upon their beat.
We buy the blossoms with their fragrance sweet,
And only on our senses sadly jar
The noises of the ruffians who repeat,
_Globe_, _Evening News_, _Pall Mall_, _St. James's_, _Star_!

The latest aspect of the latest boom,
The starting price of winners and of wheat,
The thousand lives lost in a late simoom,
A conflagration, or a bursting leat,
How gallant gentlemen can stoop to cheat,
The spicy current gossip of the Bar--
Can all be found in this or that news-sheet,
_Globe_, _Evening News_, _Pall Mall_, _St. James's_, _Star_!

L'ENVOI.

Friend, if you wish for happiness complete,
Look for it in some hamlet distant far.
Forget--where catkins blow and lambkins bleat--
_Globe_, _Evening News_, _Pall Mall_, _St. James's_, _Star_!

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QUEER QUERIES.--FISH-DIET.--I am writing an important historical work,
which takes a great deal out of my brain, and I shall be glad to know
what is the best kind of diet for nourishing the brain-cells. Fish
has been strongly recommended to me. Would a herring and a half for
breakfast take me through a chapter on the Norman Conquest? If a
herring and a half does for WILLIAM the Conqueror, how many would be
necessary for ELIZABETH? Would a whole salmon or barrel of oysters be
best for tackling our early Constitu