my!' at
each fresh revelation. When all was ready, the Rat said, 'Now, pitch
in, old fellow!' and the Mole was indeed very glad to obey, for he had
started his spring-cleaning at a very early hour that morning, as people
WILL do, and had not paused for bite or sup; and he had been through a
very great deal since that distant time which now seemed so many days
ago.

'What are you looking at?' said the Rat presently, when the edge of
their hunger was somewhat dulled, and the Mole's eyes were able to
wander off the table-cloth a little.

'I am looking,' said the Mole, 'at a streak of bubbles that I see
travelling along the surface of the water. That is a thing that strikes
me as funny.'

'Bubbles? Oho!' said the Rat, and chirruped cheerily in an inviting sort
of way.

A broad glistening muzzle showed itself above the edge of the bank, and
the Otter hauled himself out and shook the water from his coat.

'Greedy beggars!' he observed, making for the provender. 'Why didn't you
invite me, Ratty?'

'This was an impromptu affair,' explained the Rat. 'By the way--my
friend Mr. Mole.'

'Proud, I'm sure,' said the Otter, and the two animals were friends
forthwith.

'Such a rumpus everywhere!' continued the Otter. 'All the world seems
out on the river to-day. I came up this backwater to try and get a
moment's peace, and then stumble upon you fellows!--At least--I beg
pardon--I don't exactly mean that, you know.'

There was a rustle behind them, proceeding from a hedge wherein last
year's leaves still clung thick, and a stripy head, with high shoulders
behind it, peered forth on them.

'Come on, old Badger!' shouted the Rat.

The Badger trotted forward a pace or two; then grunted, 'H'm! Company,'
and turned his back and disappeared from view.

'That's JUST the sort of fellow he is!' observed the disappointed Rat.
'Simply hates Society! Now we shan't see any more of him to-day. Well,
tell us, WHO'S out on the river?'

'Toad's out, for one,' replied the Otter. 'In his brand-new wager-boat;
new togs, new everything!'

The two animals looked at each other and laughed.

'Once, it was nothing but sailing,' said the Rat, 'Then he tired of that
and took to punting. Nothing would please him but to punt all day
and every day, and a nice mess he made of it. Last year it was
house-boating, and we all had to go and stay with him in his house-boat,
and pretend we liked it. He was going to spend the rest of his life in
a hous