ne Sitting in a High Place_ 109
PART THREE: LOVER'S LEAP
_Being a Series of Extracts Culled from the
Diary of Dr. Fibble_ 203
_ILLUSTRATIONS_
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May I ask whether you are going to a fancy
dress party somewhere? 42
Until he loomed almost above my kneeling form 94
"I," she said, "am Major Jones" 132
From its depths I extracted the parting gifts
bestowed upon me by my Great-Aunt Paulina 176
"Say coo-coo clearly and distinctly and keep
on saying it until I call out 'Enough'" 234
To be exact, I kissed at her 268
_PART ONE_
_Being a Card to the Public from the Pen of the Rev. Roscoe Titmarsh
Fibble, D.D._
_Fibble, D.D._
_The Young Nuts of America_
IT is with a feeling of the utmost reluctance, amounting--if I may use
so strong a word--to distress, that I take my pen in hand to indite the
exceedingly painful account which follows; yet I feel I owe it not only
to myself and the parishioners of St. Barnabas', but to the community at
large, to explain in amplified detail why I have withdrawn suddenly,
automatically as it were, from the organisation of youthful forest
rangers of which I was, during its brief existence, the actuating
spirit, and simultaneously have resigned my charge to seek a field of
congenial endeavour elsewhere.
My first inclination was to remain silent; to treat with dignified
silence the grossly exaggerated statements that lately obtained
circulation, and, I fear me, credence, in some quarters, regarding the
circumstances which have inspired me in taking the above steps.
Inasmuch, however, as there has crept into the public prints hereabout a
so-called item or article purporting to describe divers of my recent
lamentable experiences--an item which I am constrained to believe the
author thereof regarded as being of a humorous character, but in which
no right-minded person could possibly see aught to provoke mirth--I have
abandoned my original resolution and shall now lay bare the true facts.
In part my motive for so do
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