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Go as far as you like." The two were foxy. For monetary and real-estate Reasons they did not give it out cold that they were making a final Getaway. They planned to have Gusta remain at the dear old Dump as a Caretaker, but it was merely a Bluff. When the Town Hack followed a Wagon-Load of Trunks to the Depot, Claudine leaned out and said: "Fare thee well, O you Indian Village! This is the Parting of the Ways for little Sunshine." Next we see them in the gaudy Diner, eating Sweetbreads. Next day thousands of warm-hearted New Yorkers were packed along the Water Front all the Way from the Battery to Grant's Tomb, giving royal Welcome to the Corn-fed Pilgrims. At any rate, they were Packed. When Elam and Claudine entered the Hotel, the discerning Bell-hops had them stand back until the others had registered. They were Important but they did not carry any Signs. Elam should have worn the Letter of Credit on the outside. After they had taken the Imperial Suite and invited all the Servants on the Twelfth Floor to a Silver Shower, they found that the Call-Bells worked fine. If Elam moved in the general direction of a Button, a handsome West Pointer would flit in with a pitcher of Iced Water and then hover around for his Bit. Both realized that the first requisite was a lot of new Scenery. Even when they rapped sharply with a Spoon and ordered Garcon to hurry up the Little Birds with a Flagon of St. Regis Bubbles to come along as a Drench, they realized that they did not look the Parts. Elam still combed his Hair in the style approved by the "Barbers' Guide and Manual" for 1887. Claudine was fully clothed as far up as her Neck and didn't have the Nerve to hoist the Lorgnette. Elam went out and had himself draped by a swagger Tailor who was said to do a lot of Work for the Vanderbilt Boys. In his Afternoon Wear he resembled the Manager of a Black-Goods Department. After donning the complete Soup and Fish, known in swozzey circles as Thirteen and the Odd, he didn't look as much like a Waiter as one might have supposed. He looked more like the 'Bus who takes away the Dishes. Claudine yielded herself up to a Modiste. The Good Woman from out of Town was a trifle Long in the Tooth at this stage of our Narrative, but Mme. Bunk convinced her that she was about half way between the Trundle Bed and her First Party. She ordered all the Chic Novelties recommended for Flappers, so that Elam began to wa
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