d Hat." It wouldn't do at all
to name children the way Indians do, because the doctors would have the
whole business in their hands, and the directories are big enough now.

ABOUT RAILROAD CONDUCTORS.

About the time the Wisconsin Central conductors were being hauled over
the coals, some paper did a very unjust thing by insinuating that there
was about to be a general overhauling on the old established roads, and
carried the idea that there was crookedness among conductors who have
been trusted employees for more years than the reporters of the papers
making the insinuations have lived.

This is entirely wrong. It is well enough to joke conductors about
"dividing with the company," and all that, and the conductors take such
jokes all right, and laugh about them, but when a serious charge is made
by a newspaper it is no joking matter.

Men who have held responsible positions for fifteen years under managers
who are the sharpest men in this country, are not apt to be crooked,
and we notice that when there is a chance they are promoted, and if they
leave the railroad it is always to enter into a better business, and
they are honored everywhere.

We hold that no man can occupy a position on one of our great railroads
for ten years if he is crooked. It would not pay a conductor to steal,
if he had the desire. They are all men of families, well connected, and
many of them have children grown up. Would they do an act that would
bring disgrace not only upon themselves but their relatives, wives,
children, and forever debar them from society for a paltry few
dollars that they could bilk a railroad company out of? The idea is
preposterous, and an insult to their intelligence.

As well say that the bookkeepers of our business houses, the managers
of our manufactories, were systematically stealing from employers. The
conductors have got sense. This talk about stealing is disgusting.
You send your wives and children off on a train liable to meet with
accident. The first thing you do if you are acquainted with the road is
to find out what conductor is going to run the train. If it is one you
know, you feel just as secure as though the wife and children were under
the escort of your brother.

You know that if anything happens the first thought of the conductor is
the safety of the women and children, at the expense of his own safety.
And when your loved ones come home safe, and you meet them at the train,
and the conduct