abs
of sodden, leathery dough, with a very feeble layer of dried apples
sandwiched between them.
Si tried his teeth on the pie, but it was like trying to chew an old
boot-leg.
"I say, old lady," said he, turning to the female of whom he had bought
it, "is these pies pegged or sewed?"
"Look a hyar, young feller," said the woman, with considerable vinegar
in her tone, "p'raps you-uns-all thinks it's right smart to insult
we-uns; it shows how yer wuz broughten up. I don't 'low yer ever seed
any nicer dog-g-goned pies 'n them is. Ye needn't try ter argify 'long
'th me, fur I kin jest knock the spots off'n any woman there is 'round
here in cookin'."
Si saw that it would be profitless to discuss the matter, and concluded
to make the best of a bad bargain. But he wouldn't eat the pie.
On the whole, the hucksters fared rather badly. The boys confiscated
most of the stuff that was brought in, promising to pay next time
they came that way. There was a good deal of grumbling, but the trouble
always ended in the soldiers getting the plunder.
The climax was reached when a putty-faced citizen drove into camp a bony
mule tied with straps and ropes and strings to a crazy cart, on which
was a barrel of cider, which he "allowed" to sell out to the boys at 10
cents a drink, or a quarter a canteen full. He had a spigot rigged up
in one end and an old tin cup, with which he dealt out the seductive
beverage to such as would pay.
A thirsty crowd gathered around him, but sales were slow, on account
of the scarcity of money. Si and Shorty mingled with the boys, and then
drew aside and engaged in a whispered consultation.
"That'll be jest bully!" said Shorty. "If you can raise an auger
somewhere we'll git the bulge on that old chap."
[Illustration: WAITING FOR THEIR CLOTHES TO DRY 187 ]
Si returned after a brief absence, with an auger which he had borrowed
from the driver of an ammunition wagon.
"Now, Shorty," said Si, "you git the boys to stand around and keep up
a racket, and I'll crawl under the cart and bore a hole into that 'ere
barrel. Then pass in yer canteens and army kettles 'n' we'll show the
old man a trick!"
Shorty quietly broached the scheme to a few of his comrades, who fell in
with it at once. Gathering around the cart, they cheered and chattered
so as to drown any noise Si might make while carrying out his plan, and
which would "give it away."
It was not more than a minute till a gurgling sound was h
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