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e clapped the Living Skeleton gaily on the back. "Laugh, you idiot!" he hissed, under his breath. The Living Skeleton laughed, and Madame Marve joined in the seeming merriment. She did not know why, but it seemed advisable. "Well sir," snorted McKnight, "you've finished that idiotic cackle, perhaps you will explain how a monkey comes to be acquainted with the English language." "Certainly," said the Professor, cordially, "I might prefer to kick you off the premises, but I will explain. Mahdi!" he called imperiously. "Forward, Sir." The Missing Link turned from his argument with Ammonia, and lurched to the bars. "I have not been able to teach my Missing Link to talk, though I've tried hard. He can do almost anything else, but not that. However, I dare say we can get him to address this intelligent audience. Mahdi, you see this nice gentleman here." Professor Thunder pointed to McKnight, "What do you think of him?" "I think he is an ass!" said the Missing Link, with emphasis. At this there was a yell of delight from the crowd, and even McKnight and his party were astonished. "There," cried McKnight, "what did I tell you? What does that prove?" "You hear, Mahdi?" said the Professor; "the gentleman wants to know what that proves?" "It proves I know an ass when I see one, answered the Missing Link. "You daylight robber! You unblushing fraud!" yelled McKnight. "Stay," cried the Professor, with dignity. "Is it possible, sir, you have never heard of the art of ventriloquism? I am a ventriloquist. The voice you heard was my voice thrown into the mouth of the Missing Link. In this way we are teaching a magpie to speak to the man-monkey as a new feature of my marvellous entertainment. As to your libellous accusations, sir, you will probably hear further on that point from my solicitor, and now good-day." "Be me sowl, this bates cock-fightin', McKnight," said the constable. "Th' monkey's right, Mack. Sure, it's an ass yiv made iv yersilf this day." When McKnight and his party had gone, and the museum was empty of patrons, the Professor mopped his brow, and drew a great breath. "It's lucky we were prepared for that emergency," he said. "I dunno," said the man-monkey; "why shouldn't a Missing Link talk, anyhow?" "Look here, Nickie, you're wantin' to be too talented," said the Professor. "Your overweening ambition will ruin everything. Why, bless my soul, you be wanting to shave clean and have a vo
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