But down I sat, and wrote to Maria, and
got her answer. Barbara never saw Dr. Ingles! only heard the girls
mention him, and his going to the war. And then, after that, by Mr.
Jephson's advice, I went and gave Barbara my mind. She should marry Mr.
Jephson, who saved her life, or be the laughing stock of the country. I
showed her up to herself, with her glass ball, and her teleopathy, and
her sham love-letters, that she wrote herself, and all her humbug. She
cried, and she fainted, and she carried on, but I went at her whenever
she could listen to reason. So she said "Yes," and I am the happy
woman.'

'And Mr. Jephson is to be congratulated on so sensible and veracious a
bride,' said Merton.

'Oh, he says it is by no means an uncommon case, and that he has effected
a complete cure, and they will be as happy as idiots,' said Mrs.
Nicholson, as she rose to depart.

She left Merton pensive, and not disposed to overrate human nature. 'But
there can't be many fellows like Jephson,' he said. 'I wonder how much
the six figures run to?' But that question was never answered to his
satisfaction.

VII. THE ADVENTURE OF THE EXEMPLARY EARL

I. The Earl's Long-Lost Cousin

'A jilt in time saves nine,' says the proverbial wisdom of our
forefathers, adding, 'One jilt makes many.' In the last chapter of the
book of this chronicle, we told how the mercenary Mr. Jephson proved
false to the beautiful Miss Willoughby, who supported existence by her
skill in deciphering and transcribing the manuscript records of the past.
We described the consequent visit of Miss Willoughby to the office of the
Disentanglers, and how she reminded Merton that he had asked her once 'if
she had a spark of the devil in her.' She had that morning received, in
fact, a letter, crawling but explicit, from the unworthy Jephson, her
lover. Retired, he said, to the rural loneliness of Derbyshire, he had
read in his own heart, and what he there deciphered convinced him that,
as a man of honour, he had but one course before him: he must free Miss
Willoughby from her engagement. The lady was one of those who suffer in
silence. She made no moan, and no reply to Jephson's letter; but she did
visit Merton, and, practically, gave him to understand that she was ready
to start as a Corsair on the seas of amorous adventure. She had nailed
the black flag to the mast: unhappy herself, she was apt to have no mercy
on the sentiments and affections o