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er collection by the same author, and such other stories as _Sir Jocelyn's Cap_ and _A Phantom Fish_ will delight those who, like the Baron, love the mixture as before of the weird and the humorous. In the _Phantom Fish_ there is much local dialect, and The Baron coming across the expression, "a proper bender," is inclined to ask if this is not Zummerzetsheer for, and only applicable to, a running hare? The Baron remembers the expression well, though 'tis years since he heard it, and owns to being uncertain as to whether it is not Devonian or Cornish. That he heard it applied to a hare apparent he is prepared to make oath and say; but he is not in the least prepared to assert that it is not generally applied as an expression of admiration for adroitness in avoiding pursuit. "Be that as it may, give me _King Zub_ and the other stories, a good fire, a glass of spiritual comfort, a cosy chair, and a soothing pipe, and I am prepared to spend a pleasant evening," says THE BARON DE BOOK-WORMS. * * * * * [Illustration: MR. PUNCH'S DEER-STALKING PARTY.] * * * * * CONVERSATIONAL HINTS FOR YOUNG SHOOTERS. (_BY MR. PUNCH'S OWN GROUSE IN THE GUN-ROOM._) In our last (it is _Mr. Punch_ who speaks), we indicated very briefly the conversational possibilities of the Gun. It must be observed, that this treatise makes no pretensions to be exhaustive. Something must, after all, be left to the ingenuity of the young shooter who desires to talk of sport. All that these hints profess, is to put him in the way of shining, if there is a certain amount of natural brightness to begin upon. The next subject will be-- CARTRIDGES. [Illustration] To a real talker, this subject offers an infinite variety of opportunities. First, you can begin to fight the battle of the powders, as thus:-- "What powder are you shooting with this year, CHALMERS?" "Schultze." "How do you find it kill?" "Deadly--absolutely-deadly: best lot I've ever had." You need not say anything more now. The discussion will get along beautifully without you, for you will have drawn, (1), the man who very much prefers E.C., which he warrants to kill at a distance no other powder can attain to; (2), the man who uses E.C. or Schultze for his right barrel, and always puts a black-powder cartridge into his left; (3), the detester of innovations, who means to go on using the good old black-powde
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