authorities. It is now
suggested, in the interests of philology, that the parrot should be
put back to hear how the crew takes it.
* * *
A young man while fishing on the Wye landed a wallet containing
twenty-two one-pound Treasury notes. A correspondent writing from
North of the Tweed inquires what bait the fellow was using.
* * *
The POSTMASTER-GENERAL points out that five hundred new telephones are
to be erected in rural districts. Local residents should at least be
grateful for this little friendly warning.
* * *
It is reported that M. KRASSIN told the PREMIER all about Russia. Mr.
LLOYD GEORGE was very interested, as he had often heard of the place.
* * *
With the letter postage at twopence, we read, it is in many cases just
as cheap to telephone. And in some cases just as quick.
* * *
"Will Wilde meet Beckett?" asks a headline. We can only say that we do
not intend to stand in their way.
* * *
General VON KLUCK has been telling somebody that he lost the battle of
the Marne by a fluke. As we can't have the War over again we must let
the matter remain at that.
* * *
According to an evening paper a temperance speaker fainted during a
procession in a Kentish town, and was immediately carried into a shop
and brought round by whisky. The report that on being informed of this
fact he again went off into a faint is happily without foundation.
* * *
A man aged seventy-six was charged last week with threatening to shoot
a West-End family of six. It is said that his parents intend to plead
the baneful influence of the cinema.
* * *
The fact that at least seven people have expressed their intention of
swimming the English Channel this year draws attention once more to
the lack of accommodation on our cross-Channel steamers.
* * *
A wheelbarrow has been presented to the parishioners of Hornchurch,
Essex. We have maintained all along that the motor-car craze would
wear itself out in time.
* * *
On April the 21st the Maharajah of BIKANIR shot his hundredth tiger.
All efforts to induce him to join the R.I.C. have so far failed.
* * *
The case is reported of a hen which lays an egg each morning on her
master's bed and then pecks his cheek to wake him up at the proper
time for breakfast. Guess where this happens. America? Right.
* * *
We understand that in view of the paper shortage the West Drayton man
who managed to get through on the telephone last week has abandon
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