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Title: Colonel Starbottle's Client and Other Stories

Author: Bret Harte

Release Date: May 27, 2006 [EBook #2784]

Language: English

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COLONEL STARBOTTLE'S CLIENT

By Bret Harte

CONTENTS

COLONEL STARBOTTLE'S CLIENT

THE POSTMISTRESS OF LAUREL RUN

A NIGHT AT "HAYS"

JOHNSON'S "OLD WOMAN"

THE NEW ASSISTANT AT PINE CLEARING SCHOOL

IN A PIONEER RESTAURANT

A TREASURE OF THE GALLEON

OUT OF A PIONEER'S TRUNK

THE GHOSTS OF STUKELEY CASTLE

COLONEL STARBOTTLE'S CLIENT.

CHAPTER I.

It may be remembered that it was the habit of that gallant "war-horse"
of the Calaveras democracy, Colonel Starbottle, at the close of a
political campaign, to return to his original profession of the
Law. Perhaps it could not be called a peaceful retirement. The same
fiery-tongued eloquence and full-breasted chivalry which had in turns
thrilled and overawed freemen at the polls were no less fervid and
embattled before a jury. Yet the Colonel was counsel for two or three
pastoral Ditch companies and certain bucolic corporations, and although
he managed to import into the simplest question of contract more or less
abuse of opposing counsel, and occasionally mingled precedents of law
with antecedents of his adversary, his legal victories were seldom
complicated by bloodshed. He was only once shot at by a free-handed
judge, and twice assaulted by an over-sensitive litigant. Nevertheless,
it was thought merely prudent, while preparing the papers in the well
known case of "The Arcadian Shepherds' Association of Tuolumne versus
the Kedron Vine and Fig Tree Growers of Calaveras," that the Colonel
should seek with a shotgun the seclusion of his partner's law office
in the sylvan outskirts of Rough and Ready for that complete rest and
serious preoccupation which Marysville could not afford.

It was an exceptionally hot day. The painted shingles of the plain
wooden one-storied building in which the Colonel sat were w