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Title: Fables in Slang
Author: George Ade
Illustrator: Clyde J. Newman
Release Date: May 4, 2008 [EBook #25322]
Language: English
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Fables _in_ Slang
Fables _in_ Slang
FABLES
IN
SLANG
by GEORGE ADE
ILLUSTRATED by CLYDE J.
NEWMAN
PUBLISHED BY
HERBERT S. STONE AND COMPANY CHICAGO & NEW YORK
MDCCCCI
COPYRIGHT, 1899, BY
HERBERT S. STONE & CO.
_The Author and the Publishers wish to acknowledge the courtesy of_
VICTOR F. LAWSON, ESQ., _in permitting the reissue of these Fables in
book form, after their appearance in the columns of_ THE CHICAGO RECORD.
SIXTY-EIGHTH THOUSAND
Table _of_ Contents
PAGE
_The_ Fable _of the_ Visitor _Who_ Got _a_ Lot _for_ Three
Dollars 1
_The_ Fable _of the_ Slim Girl _Who_ Tried to Keep a Date
that was Never Made 9
_The_ Fable _of the_ New York Person _Who_ Gave _the_ Stage
Fright _to_ Fostoria, Ohio 15
_The_ Fable _of the_ Kid _Who_ Shifted _His_ Ideal 23
_The_ Fable _of the_ Base Ball Fan _Who_ Took _the_ Only Known Cure 27
_The_ Fable _of the_ Good Fairy _with the_ Lorgnette, _and
why_ She Got _It_ Good 33
_The_ Fable _of the_ Unintentional Heroes _of_ Centreville 47
_The_ Fable _of the_ Parents _Who_ Tinkered _with the_ Offspring 53
_The_ Fable _of_ How _He_ Never Touched George 59
_The_ Fable _of the_ Preacher _Who_ Flew _His_ Kite, _but_ not
Because _He_ Wished _to_ Do _So_
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