r like I
seen you so often!" said Nellie weakly.

"If that ain't a woman for you, miserable because she's happy. Say, stop
chokin' me; I won't stand for much more of this nonsense, you might know
I don't like these to-dos!"

"You don't know what I've suffered, Joe!"

"That's a woman for you every time--always thinkin' of herself! To hear
you talk any one would think I'd been to a church picnic; I look like
I'd been to a picnic, don't I? Yes, I do--like hell!"

"They said you would never come back to me," moaned Nellie.

"Who said that?" asked Mr. Montgomery aggressively.

"Everybody--the neighbors--Shrimplin--they all said it!"

"Ain't I told you never to listen to gossip, and ain't I always done
what's right?" interrogated the handy-man severely.

"Yes, always, Joe," said Nellie.

"Then you might know'd I'd come back when I got plenty good and ready. I
fooled 'em all, and I'm here to stay--that is if you keep your hands off
me!"

"You mean it, Joe?" asked Nellie.

"What? About your keepin' your hands off me? Yes, you bet I do!"

And Montgomery by a not ungentle effort released himself from his wife's
embrace. This act so restored his self-respect that he grinned
pleasantly at her.

"I don't know when I been so happy, Joe--it's awful nice to have you
back!" said Nellie, wiping her eyes on the corner of her apron.

"There's some sense in your sayin' that," said the handy-man, shaking
his head. "You ought to feel happy."

"You don't ask after your children, Joe.--"

"Don't I? Well, maybe you don't give me no time to!" said Mr.
Montgomery, but without any special enthusiasm, since the truth was that
his interest in his numerous offspring was most casual.

"They're all well, and the littlest, Tom--the one you never seen--has
got his first tooth!" said Nellie.

Joe grunted at this information.

"He'll have more by and by, won't he?" he said.

"How you talk, of course he will!"

"He'd have a devil of a time chewin' his food if he didn't," observed,
the handy-man with a throaty chuckle.

"And, Joe, I got the twenty dollars you sent!"

"Is any of it left?" inquired Mr. Montgomery, with sudden interest.

"The rent and things took it all. That was the noblest act you ever
done, Joe; it made me certain you was thinkin' of us, and from the
moment I got that money I was sure you would come back no matter what
people said!"

"Humph!" said Joe. "Is there anything in the house fit to eat? Because
if the