g."
At this every one looked grave, and Dink, the loyalist, said:
"Oh, King, how could you!"
For another warning meant banishment from the football team and all
the devastation that implied.
"That would just about end us," said Dennis. "Might as well save
Andover the traveling expenses."
"I know, I know!" said P. Lentz furiously. "I've had it all said to
me. Beautifully expressed, too. Question is, what's to be done? It's
all the fault of old Baranson. He's been down on me ever since we
licked the Woodhull."
"We must think of something," said the Tennessee Shad.
"How about a doctor's certificate?"
"Rats!"
"We might get up a demonstration against Baranson."
"Lot's of good that'll do me!"
Various suggestions were offered and rejected.
"Well, King," said the Tennessee Shad at last, "I don't see there's
anything to it but you'll have to buckle down and study."
"Study?" said P. Lentz. "Is that the best you can produce?"
"It seems the simplest."
"I came here for consolation," said P. Lentz, who thereupon departed
angrily.
"Still, it'll come to that," said the Tennessee Shad.
"P. Lentz study?" said Finnegan contemptuously. "Can a duck whistle?"
"Then we'll have to tutor him."
"What says Dink?"
"Don't bother me, I'm thinking."
"Gracious, may I watch you?"
"Shad," said Stover, ignoring Dennis, "did it ever occur to you how
unscientific this whole game is?"
"What game?"
"This chasing the Latin root, wrestling with the unknown equation, and
all that sort of thing."
"Proceed."
"Why are we smashed up? Because we are discouraged all fighting alone,
unscientifically. Does the light dawn?"
"Very slowly," said the Tennessee Shad. "Keep dawning."
"I am thinking of organizing," said Stover impressively, "The Kennedy
Co-operative Educational Institute."
"Aha!" said the Tennessee Shad. "_Video, je vois_, I see. All
third-formers in the house meet, divide up the lesson and then
fraternize."
"Where do I come in?" said Finnegan, who was two forms below.
"A very excellent idea," said the Tennessee Shad in final approval.
"I've a better one now," said Stover.
"Why, Dink!"
"It begins by chucking the Co-operative idea."
"How so?"
"There's no money in that," said Stover. "We must give the courses
ourselves, see?"
"Give?" said the Tennessee Shad. "We two shining marks!"
"No," said Stover contemptuously. "We hire the lecturers and collect
from the lectured."
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