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But in every other Respect, she desires to keep up a good Correspondence with her, and is daily doing every thing in her Power, to gain her Favour, and procure her Regards. Whatever she can spare from her ordinary Expences, she, in some Shape or other, makes a Present of to her _Sister_, in Acknowledgement for Services done, and Kindnesses receiv'd in her _Minority_. Has _Blanch_ a Favourite whom she cannot readily provide for, a poor Relation on hand, or Retainer to the Family, a broken Projector, or cast Serving-man; she has no more to do but acquaint _Betty_ with it, who quickly puts him on a _creditable Pension_, and never refuses, though she run herself in Debt by it. Is _Blanch_ engaged in a Brangle with her _Tenants_, (who, by the way, are cursedly litigious) and hard put to it for Hands to do her Business, _Betty_ makes an Offer of sending her People to help her, and maintaining them abroad at her own Charges. Does a Tenant of _Blanch_ come to favour her with a Visit, she receives him with Hospitality and Respect, and would sacrifice her Fortune to make his Entertainment agreeable. If all this Complaisance should fail of its Effect, and not so succeed as to keep _Blanch_ in good Humour, 'tis easy to say where the Fault must lie, and from what Causes her Discontents arise. In the first Place, it has ever been the Fate of her _Domesticks_ to be invincibly hated by her _Tenants_ without Difference or Distinction, (for, to say Truth, they have no Head for _Distingo_'s:) There is but one Thing in the World they hate more, and that is _Betty Ireland_. Now, the _Servants_ bear hard on _Betty_, to curry Favour with her Sister's _Tenants_, who would go half Way to the D----l to have _Betty_ d----d, are for ever cursing her, and laying all their Misfortunes at her Door. If the _Clothier_ loses his Business, or has his Goods on Hand, 'tis _all 'long_ of _Betty_: Wheat bears no Price, for _Betty_ has glutted the Market. Whereas, in Fact, they never keep the same Markets. But they forget, they are all so idle and debauched, such gobling and drinking Rascals, and so expensive in _blew Beer_, that they are forced to put a double Price on every thing goes to Market; so that no Body will deal with them. Indeed, if it incenses them, that _Betty_ won't buy, burn her _own Goods_ and take off _theirs_, they must e'en turn the Buckle behind. _Blanch_ will be wiser, for her own sake, than lay Stresses on her _Sister_, from whom
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