d to embark on the expedition, and she
was acquainted with some of the officers, as well as the sergeants and
corporals; an idea struck her which she thought she could turn to
advantage. She slipped into the barrack-yard, and to where the men were
being selected, and was soon close to a sergeant whom she was acquainted
with.
"So, you've an expedition on hand, Sergeant Tanner."
"Yes, Mistress Corbett, and I'm one of the party."
"I wish you joy," replied Nancy, sarcastic ally.
"Oh, it's nothing, Mistress Corbett, nothing at all, only some smugglers
in a cave; we'll soon rout them out."
"I've heard a different account from the admiral's clerk."
"Why, what have you heard?"
"First, tell me how many men are ordered out."
"A hundred rank and file--eight non-commissioned officers--two
lieutenants--one captain--and one major:--"
"Bravo, sergeant, you'll carry all before you."
"Why, I hope so, Mistress Corbett; especially as we are to have the
assistance of the cutter's crew."
"Better and better still," replied Nancy, ironically. "I wish you joy
of your laurels, sergeant, ha, ha, ha!"
"Why do you laugh, Mistress Corbett, and what is that you have heard at
the admiral's office?"
"What you may hear yourself, and what I know to be true; there is not a
single smuggler in the cave."
"No!" exclaimed the sergeant. "What, nobody there?"
"Yes, there is somebody there; the cave has been chosen by the smugglers
to land their goods in."
"But some of them must be there in charge of the goods."
"Yes, so there are, but they are all women, the smuggler's wives, who
live there: what an expedition! Let me see:--one gallant major, one
gallant captain, two gallant lieutenants, eight gallant non-commissioned
officers, and a hundred gallant soldiers of the Buffs, all going to
attack, and rout, and defeat a score of old women."
"But you're joking, Mistress Nancy."
"Upon my life I'm not, sergeant; you'll find it true; the admiral's
ashamed of the whole affair, and the cutter's crew swear they won't fire
a single shot."
"By the god of war!" exclaimed the sergeant, "but this is cursed bad
news you bring, Mistress Corbett."
"Not at all; your regiment will become quite the fancy, you'll go by the
name of the lady-killers, ha! ha! ha! I wish you joy, sergeant, ha! ha!
ha!"
Nancy Corbett knew well the power of ridicule: she left the sergeant,
and was accosted by one of the lieutenants; she rallied him in
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