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d upon the platform amid the deafening plaudits of the congregation; all of whom, some spiritually, some sympathetically, and some carnally, took up the preacher's triumph shout-- "Hurraw! for lilly Davy!" How the Rev. Mizraim Ham made his exit from the boards I could not see--perhaps he rolled or crawled off. But he did not suffer decapitation, like "ole Golly": since in ten minutes, his woolly pate suddenly popped up among the other sacred heads that were visible over the front railing of the rostrum, as all kept moving to and fro in the wild tossings of religious frenzy. Scarcely had Mr. Ham fallen at his post, when a venerable old warrior, with matchless intrepidity, stepped into the vacated spot; and without a sign of fear carried on the contest against the Arch Fiend, whose great ally had been so recently overthrown--i.e., Goliath, (not Mr. Ham). Yet excited, as evidently was this veteran, he still could not forego his usual introduction, stating how old he was; where he was born; where he obtained religion; how long he had been a preacher; how many miles he had traveled in a year; and when he buried his wife--all of which edifying truths were received with the usual applauses of a devout and enlightened assembly. But this introduction over--which did not occupy more than fifteen or twenty minutes--he began his attack in fine style, waxing louder and louder as he proceeded, till he exceeded all the old gentlemen to "holler" I ever heard, and indeed old ladies either. EXTRACT FROM HIS DISCOURSE "... Yes, sinners! you'll all have to fall and be knock'd down some time or nuther, like the great giant we've heern tell on, when the Lord's sarvints come and fight agin you! Oho! sinner! sinner!--oh!--I hope you may be knock'd down to-night--now!--this moment--and afore you die and go to judgment! Yes! oho! yes! oh!--I say judgment--for it's appinted once to die and then the judgment--oho! oh! And what a time ther'll be then! You'll see all these here trees--and them 'are stars, and yonder silver moon afire!--and all the alliments a-meltin and runnin down with fervent heat-ah!"--(I have elsewhere stated that the _unlearned_ preachers out there (?) are by the vulgar--(not the _poor_)--but the _vulgar_, supposed to be more favored in preaching than man-made preachers; and that the sign of an unlearned preacher's inspiration being in full _blast_ is his inhalations, which puts an ah! to the end of sentences, memb
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