him.
"Angel!" he shouted, and rushed downstairs two steps at a time to admit
the bunch of guests on his doorstep.
In a minute or two the studio was full of introductions, in the middle
of which Maudie Chapman, a jolly girl with a big nose and a loud voice,
explained the adventures of Madge and herself in arriving at 422
Grosvenor Road.
"Where we got to, my dear, well, that wants knowing. I was saying, when
we got off the tram at Vauxhall Bridge, 'Wherever is this man's house?'
and Madge she was giggling and then I asked the time, and it was only
half-past three, and I said, 'Whatever shall we do, we're most shocking
early.' So we got inside a big building near here--full of pictures and
a pond with gold-fish. I thought at first it was an aquarium, and then
we saw some statues and I thought it was a Catholic church."
"Isn't she a lad?" said Jenny, admiring the spirited piece of narrative.
"Well, we had a good look at the pictures, _which_ we didn't think much
of, and I slipped on the floor and burnt my hand on a sort of grating,
and then we couldn't find the way out. We _couldn't_ find the way out.
We got upstairs somewhere, and I called out, 'Management,' and a fellow
with his hair nailed down and spectacles, said: 'Are you looking for
the Watts?' and I said, 'No, we're looking for the What Ho's!' and he
said, 'You've made a mistake, miss; they're in the National Gallery,'
and Madge, you know what a shocking giggler she is, she burst out
laughing and I didn't know where to look. So I said, 'Can you tell me
where Grosvenor Road is?' and he looked very annoyed and walked off."
"Oh, but it really was difficult to find the way out," Madge
corroborated.
"And what did you think of the pictures?" asked Ronnie Walker, who was a
painter himself and still young enough to be interested in a question's
answer.
"Oh, don't ask _me_," said Maudie.
"Nor me," said Madge.
"They never looked at no pictures," said Jenny. "I bet you they was all
the time trying to get off with the keeper. I know Madge and Maudie."
Castleton suddenly laughed very loudly.
"What's Fuz laughing at?" asked Jenny.
"I was thinking of Madge and Maudie getting off with the Curator of the
Tate Gallery. It struck me as funny. I apologize."
Jenny looked at him suspiciously. Castleton, however, large, wide-faced
and honest, could not be malicious.
"Well, they do. They did at the Zoo once. Only he got annoyed when they
asked him if he sl
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