g business.

WILSON, Puddin' Head, a young lawyer who was fathered by Mark Twain. No
relation to the following.

WILSON, Woodrow, one time president of an American football, educational
institution, who outgrew his job. He moved up to be governor, made a few
cure-all speeches, introduced Roosevelt to Bryan, changed his address
to Washington. Took out a watchful, waiting policy. Is now in Who's Who,
but whether he will remain in that publication or this one cannot be
determined at the time of going to press. Ambition: To keep Roosevelt
and Bryan running. Recreation: Teaching, Browning, other brain
exercises, thinking, Congress. Address: Washington, care Joseph Tumulty.
Clubs: Pedagogue, Mexican.

WINSLOW, Mrs., known over the world as the lady who soothes the baby's
little tummie.

WONDERLAND, Alice of, traveless discoveress. Made a lady of the Royal
Geographical Society. She was a great favorite of the children and many
grown ups. She always will remain a Who's Whoess.

WOOLSEY, Cardinal, a churchman who combined politics with his
profession, became wealthy, unfortunate, and was finally written up by
Shakespeare.

WRIGHT, Orville, one of the inventors of the aeroplane who knows the
inside of the business, and believes one life on the ground is worth two
in the air.

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(13) Ed. Note: The editor is again compelled to apologize for the X's.

XENOPHON, a Greek who endeavored to introduce morals into his country.
He died young.

XYLOPHONES, inventor of the xylophone.

Y

YALE, Eli, founder of the enemy of Harvard and Princeton. Football,
pipe, and bulldog fancier.

YORICK, an acquaintance of Hamlet who was recognized even in an
emaciated condition.

YOUNG, Brigham, the man who introduced Mohammedanism into the United
States and placed Utah on the flag. When a young man he became a strong
anti-monogamist. Moved west with his wives. Utah increased in population
and was admitted as a state. After building a great temple, dedicated to
Hymen, he died, leaving a considerable family and a few widows. Heirs:
See Utah census. Ambition: London and New York in Utah. Address: Utah.
Clubs: Race Suicide. Epitaph: Like Father, Like Son.

Z

ZANGWELL, Israel, a child of the Ghetto who believed the pen was more
profitable than the pack. Ambition: The Promised Utopia. Recreation:
Zangwell plays. Address: The Ghetto. Clubs: A. O. H.

ZANY, A., the book reviewer who said Who Was Who was the great