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the earth--to try to write something that will get into the Literary Supplement. This supplement is a new idea of the editor's, and makes a sort of weekly magazine. He writes a lot of it himself, and we chip a lot of stuff for him out of other papers. The idea of having a shot at it occurred to us both independently, in a funny and rather humiliating way. It seems Waterford, without saying a word to me or anybody, had sat down and composed some lines on the `Swallow'--appropriate topic for this season of the year. I at the same time, without saying a word to Waterford or anybody except mother, had sat down and, with awful groanings and wrestlings of mind, evolved a lucubration in prose on `Ancient and Modern Athletic Sports.' Of course I crammed a lot of it up out of encyclopaedias and that sort of thing. It was the driest rot you ever read, and I knew it was doomed before I sent it in. But as it was written I thought I might try. So, as of course I couldn't send it in under my own name, I asked Miss Crisp if I might send it under hers. The obliging little lady laughed and said, `Yes,' but she didn't tell me at the same time that Waterford had come to her with his `Swallow' and asked the very same thing. A rare laugh she must have had at our expense! Well, I sent mine in and Waterford sent in his. "We were both very abstracted for the next few days, but little guessed our perturbation arose from the same cause. Then came the fatal Wednesday--the `d.w.t.' day as we call it--for Granville always saves up his rejected addresses for us to `decline with thanks' for Wednesdays. There was a good batch of them this day, so Waterford and I took half each. I took a hurried skim through mine, but no `Ancient and Modern Athletic Sports' were there. I concluded therefore Waterford had it. Granville writes in the corner of each `d.w.t.,' or `d.w.t. note,' which means `declined with thanks' pure and simple, or `declined with thanks' and a short polite note to be written at the same time stating that the sub-editor, while recognising some merit in the contribution, regretted it was not suitable for the Supplement. I polished off my pure and simple first, and then began to tackle the notes. About the fourth I came to considerably astonished me. It was a couple of mild sonnets on the `Swallow,' with the name M.E. Crisp attached! "`Hullo,' I said to Waterford, tossing the paper over to him, `here's Miss Crisp writing
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