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ting and wine, and intend to pay a visit to Le Morvan, I would give this piece of advice, and I would say to them, place it in the secret drawer of your memory; nay, carry it written, and, if necessary, painted on your knapsack or scratched upon your gun--fail not to make the acquaintance of the _cure_ the darling _cures_. Ask who are they that love the best _cuisine_--who dote upon the most delicious morsels--who will have the oldest, purest, and most generous wines?--you will be answered, the _cures_. For whom are destined the largest trout, the fattest capons, and the best parts of the venison?--for whom the softest and most choice liqueurs, wine of the best _bouquet_, the largest truffles, the most luscious honey, the best vegetables, and finest fruits?--for the _cures_. And the most clever men-cooks, the happiest receipts, and latest culinary inventions--for whom are they? the answer is always, _for messieurs les cures_. Forget them not, therefore, for they are really worth remembering; besides, they have excellent hearts and are capital fellows, boon companions, full of _bonhommie_ and good-nature: in fact, such _cures_ it is impossible to find anywhere else. But the great Architect of the universe has said, nothing is perfect--everything human has its weak point. Well, it cannot be helped, and it must be told, the _cures_ of Le Morvan have their weak points; trifles, to be sure--mere bagatelles--but still they have them. They are rather _too_ fond of old wine and good cheer. These two charming little defects excepted,--you have in the Morvinian _cure_ goodness double distilled, and the essence of generosity, and, be it said, abnegation. This love of the bottle they imbibe from their dear colleagues of Burgundy; for it is well known, and has never been disputed, that the Burgundian _cures_ are the greatest exterminators, uncorkers, and emptiers of wine-bottles in all Christendom. The first thing these jovial clergymen think of when they open their eyes in the morning, is an invocation to Bacchus, somewhat in the following strain: "O Bacchus! son of Semele, divine wine-presser! O vineyards! full of the purple grape! O wine-press! inestimable machine!" &c. Their second movement is to extend the right arm, and clasp within their digits a flask of old Pouilli, the contents of which they swallow without once stopping to take breath. "An infallible remedy," say they, "against the devil and all future indigestions."
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