ntly to suit Miss Svenddahl, they forecast dancing in
the Gym. The spring days will be either cloudy, partly cloudy, or
clear. It will rain dogs and cats or hail taxicabs, although we may
have snow, a tornado, a cyclone, a blizzard, a squall, a typhoon, a
tidal wave, or a forest fire.

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Last Friday evening the Sophomore Select Sewing Society met at the
home of Miss Jane Bartley. A pleasant time was had by all, making
rackets and nightcaps for the poor. Refreshments were served.

[Illustration: {flea}] BRAIN TICKLER [Illustration: {flea}]

One of these fleas has been magnified 439 times, the other 4381/2
times. Which was originally the larger? Take 39 seconds in which to do
this.

MISCELLANEOUS

Dr. Ailment's Post Box

Question: Dear Doc: What can be done to keep up one's hair when it is
not entirely grown out?--A. M. T. B. D. B. I.

Answer: Cut it off, my dears.

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Question: Dear Doc: What can be done for eye-strain caused by drawing
maps of the Aegean Sea?--Sophomore Class.

Answer: Don't do 'em. You will flunk anyway.

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NINTH FORM

[Illustration: {Group photograph of students}]

TOP ROW--_Jane Robinson_, _Martha Eurich_, _Mary Elizabeth Case_,
_Catherine Colwell_, _Caroline Doerr_, _Donna McCabe_, _Nancy
Adair Van Slyke_, _Catherine Moroney_

MIDDLE ROW--_Edna Louise Smith_, _Margaret Maroney_, _Victoria Mercer_,
_Mary Morison_, _Jean Adair Willard_, _Virginia Lee
Bechtol_, _Elizabeth Heegaard_, _Mary Atkinson_

FRONT ROW--_Alice Tenney_, _Ann Beckwith_, _Carol Hoidale_, _Helen
Tuttle_, _Marion Wood_, _Beatrice Wells_, _Mildred O'Brien_

GIANT TRANS-ATLANTIC AIR SHIP DOWNED

(Minneapolis Morning Tribune, June 21, 1932)

The giant airship _Coolidge_ was downed last night in a hurricane on
the Atlantic. A terrific wind arose, which broke one of the huge
wings. The ship dropped abruptly, and though the captain fired
distress signals, nothing could possibly have saved the passengers but
the timely arrival of the _Admiral Sims_, a destroyer, captained by