some
years in Paris, and became an intimate friend of Chopin."

_Andover Advertiser._

Never realising that CHOPIN had died more than twenty years before.

* * * * *

From a beauty specialist's advertisement:--

"How a poet of such a 'profound subtlety of instinct for the
absolute expression of absolute natural beauty' as Keats could have
penned the lines:--

'_Beauty is Fat, Fat Beauty. That is all Ye know on earth, and all
ye need to know._'

must remain one of those unfathomable curiosities of the working of
the human mind."

We hope the writer hasn't been bothering about it for long. The good
news we have for him--that KEATS didn't--will remove a great weight from
his mind.

* * * * *

"The bride's going away costume was of Parma violet cloth, with
waistcoat effect, in brocaded silk. She wore, also, a large blue
wolf, the gift of the bridegroom."

_Newcastle Evening Chronicle._

_Bride_. "Of course, dear, one is bound not to look a gift wolf in the
mouth, but are you _sure_ the large blue ones don't bite?"

* * * * *

HOW TO GET ON OFF-HAND.

(_A New Way With Employers._)

The applicant for work is usually thrown into a state of nervous
prostration by the difficulties that beset his task. By a perusal of the
following hints he may learn to acquire an invulnerable calm, and if he
follows the directions given he can reckon on surprising results.

Suppose the application is for clerical work.

When you are shown into the office of the employer he will probably be
engaged with his correspondence. Do not stand meekly in front of him
till he looks up and addresses you. This is playing into his hands.
Instead, be perfectly at your ease. Make yourself at home. You might
ring up one of your acquaintances on the telephone and have a little
chat until the employer is disposed to interview you.

Possibly, however, he himself may be using the instrument. If so draw a
seat to the desk and write any little note you may wish to. You will
find writing materials handy. The stamps are usually kept in one of the
small drawers to the right of the desk.

Either of these proceedings will show that you are used to an office and
will create an impression on the employer. If you look at him you will
see that it has do