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r heels, Mr. Richard Grubb was arrested in his flight. Seized fast by the collar, in the grasp of the butcher and constable of the place, all escape was vain. Spriggs kept a respectful distance. "Now my fine fellow," cried he, brandishing his staff, "you 'ither pays for that 'ere pig, or ve'll fix you in the cage." Now the said cage not being a bird-cage, Mr. Richard Grubb could see no prospect of sport in it, and therefore fearfully demanded the price of the sucking innocent, declaring his readiness to 'shell out.' Mr. Stubbs, the owner, stepped forward, and valued it at eighteen shillings. "Vot! eighteen shillings for that 'ere little pig!" exclaimed the astounded sportsman. "Vy I could buy it in town for seven any day." But Mr. Stubbs was obdurate, and declared that he would not 'bate a farden,' and seeing no remedy, Mr. Richard Grubb was compelled to 'melt a sovereign,' complaining loudly of the difference between country-fed and town pork! Shouldering his gun, he joined his companion in arms, amid the jibes and jeers of the grinning rustics. "Vell, I'm blowed if that ain't a cooler!" said he. "Never mind, ve've made a hit at any rate," said the consoling Spriggs, "and ve've tried our metal." "Yes, it's tried my metal preciously--changed a suv'rin to two bob! by jingo!" "Let's turn Jews," said Spriggs, "and make a vow never to touch pork again!" "Vot's the use o' that?" "Vy, we shall save our bacon in future, to be sure," replied Spriggs, laughing, and Grubb joining in his merriment, they began to look about them, not for fresh pork, but for fresh game. "No more shooting in the grass, mind!" said Grubb, "or ve shall have the blades upon us agin for another grunter p'r'aps. Our next haim must be at birds on the ving! No more forking out. Shooting a pig ain't no lark --that's poz!" CHAPTER III. The Sportsmen trespass on an Enclosure--Grubb gets on a paling and runs a risk of being impaled. "Twig them trees?"--said Grubb. "Prime!" exclaimed Spriggs, "and vith their leaves ve'll have an hunt there.--Don't you hear the birds a crying 'sveet,' 'sveet?' Thof all birds belong to the Temperance Society by natur', everybody knows as they're partic'larly fond of a little s'rub!" "Think ve could leap the ditch?" said Mr. Richard, regarding with a longing look the tall trees and the thick underwood. "Lauk! I'll over it in a jiffy," replied the elastic Mr. Spriggs there
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