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atiently awaited the appearance of his true-love. Minx heard the voice she loved so well, and hurried to meet her ancient beau. A slight noise, however, alarmed his timidity, and he scaled the wall in a twinkling. Presently the screams of the maid assured him that 'something had taken place;' and when he heard the words, "Oh! the cat! the cat!" he felt quite certain that the potion had taken effect. He walked deliberately down stairs, and behold! there lay Miss Minx, his own favorite, struggling in the agonies of death, on the parlor rug. The fact is, he had shut the doors, but forgotten that the window was open, and the consequence was, the loss of poor Minx, who had drunk deep of the malignant poison designed for her gallant. This was only one of a thousand tricks that had miscarried. Having one day ascertained that his acquaintance, Tom Wilkins, was gone out 'a-shooting,' he determined to way-lay him on his return. It was a beautiful moonlight night in the latter end of October. Disguising himself in a demoniac mask, a pair of huge wings, and a forked tail, he seated himself on a stile in the sportsman's path. Anon he espied the weary and unconscious Tom approaching, lost in the profundity of thought, and though not in love, ruminating on every miss he had made in that day's bootless trudge. He almost, touched the stile before his affrighted gaze encountered this 'goblin damned.' His short crop bristled up, assuming the stiffness of a penetrating hair brush. For an instant his whole frame appeared petrified, and the tide and current of his life frozen up in thick-ribbed ice. Jim Smith, meanwhile, holding out a white packet at arm's length, exclaimed in a sepulchral tone, "D'ye want a pound of magic shot?" THE PRACTICAL JOKER.--No. II. Awfully ponderous as the words struck upon the tightened drum of Tom's auriculars, they still tended to arouse his fainting spirit. "Mer-mer-mercy on us!" ejaculated he, and shrank back a pace or two, still keeping his dilating optics fixed upon the horrible spectre. "D'ye want a pound of magic shot?" repeated Jim Smith. "Mur-mur-der!" screamed Tom; and, mechanically raising his gun for action of some kind appeared absolutely necessary to keep life within him, he aimed at the Tempter, trembling in every joint. Jim, who had as usual never calculated upon such a turning of the tables, threw off his head--his assumed one, of course, and, lea
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