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"There," he said to the little boy softly, turning his head to look up into the round, chubby, smiling face. "There. Isn't that nicer, huh? Isn't that better than that hot old air outside?" "Gleefle-ah," said the child with a grin. "Oh, come on, boy. I've heard you manage bigger words than that. Or is it your brother?" He chuckled and headed toward the drug counter. "Hey, Jim!" The big man brought himself up short and turned--carefully, so as not to jiggle the baby on his shoulder. When he saw the shorter, thinner man, he grinned hugely. "Jinks! By God! Jinks! Watch it! Don't shake the hand too hard or I'll drop this infant. God damn, man, I thought you were in Siberia!" "I was, Jim, but a man can't stay in Siberia forever. Is that minuscule lump of humanity your own?" "Yup, yup. So I've been led to believe. Say hello to your Uncle Jinks, young 'un. C'mon, say hello." The child jammed the three fingers of his left hand into his mouth and refused to say a word. His eyes widened with an unfathomable baby-emotion. "Well, he's got your eyes," said the thinner man. "Fortunately, he's going to look like his mother instead of being ugly. He _is_ a he, isn't he?" "That's right. Mother's looks, father's plumbing. I got another just like him, but his mother's taking the other one to the doctor to get rid of the sniffles. Don't want this one to catch it." "Twins?" "Naw," said the big man sarcastically, "Octuplets. The Government took seventy-five percent for taxes." "Ask a silly question, get a silly answer," the smaller man said philosophically. "Yup. So how's the Great Northern Wasteland, Jinks?" "Cold," said Jinks, "but it's not going to be a wasteland much longer, Jim. Those Martian trees are going to be a big business in fifteen years. There'll be forests all over the tundra. They'll make a hell of a fine income crop for those people. We've put in over five thousand square miles in seedlings during the past five years. The first ones will be ready to harvest in ten years, and from then on, it will be as regular as clockwork." "That's great. Great. How long'll you be in town, Jinks?" "About a week. Then I've got to head back to Siberia." "Well, look, could you drop around some evening? We could kill off a few bottles of beer after we eat one of Ellen's dinners. How about it?" "I'd love to. Sure Ellen won't mind?" "She'll be tickled pink to see you. How about Wednesday?" "Sure.
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