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isn't she? GOOGIN. She is that. KITTY. Ask her to come up here and wish us a merry Christmas. WARREN _appears at L._ WARREN. Kitty, how does that ruffle thing work? I can't get it around my head at all. I don't know the combination. KITTY. Oh, I must have sewed it together. Can't you get it over your head? WARREN. Not without choking myself. KITTY. Wait a minute. I'll rip it for you. (_Exits L._) WARREN (_gets box of cigars and hands it to Googin_). Here's a little Christmas present, Googin. They're awfully good. I smoked two of them. GOOGIN (_lights one_). Thank ye, sor. WARREN. Don't let my wife see you smoking in here. She doesn't like it. GOOGIN (_chokes, takes cigar from mouth, looks at it_). What kind of a stogie is it, Mr. Williams? WARREN. It's pure Havana. Santas Odoriferous. GOOGIN (_smells it_). It's odoriferous all right, all right. Begorry, it smells like someone had been burnin' the beans. WARREN. That's the way all pure Havanas smell. GOOGIN. I think I'll chop 'em up and smoke 'em in me pipe. Much obliged, sor, and merry Christmas to the both of yeez. Tell yer wife that me and Honoria will be right up. (_Exits R._) _Enter_ KITTY _from L._ KITTY. It's all right now. I left an opening. And I sewed on the last pompon. Warren, don't you think we ought to remember the Googins? WARREN. I do remember them. When people have faces like the Googins one never forgets them. KITTY. He's such a good janitor. Really, I think we ought to make them a little present. WARREN. But I'm busted, Kitty. Those masquerade tickets will take our last cent. KITTY. We might give the Googins some little thing here. (_Looks around._) I have it! WARREN. Yes? KITTY. We'll give them Aunt Minerva's picture. WARREN. Thank goodness. At last we've found a use for Aunt Minerva's picture. Ever since you hung it up there it's haunted me. But the Googins don't want it. KITTY. I'm sure they will. They're frightfully poor and it would just match their furniture, I'm sure. Henceforth Aunt Minerva shall shed her light in the basement. _Enter_ MRS. GOOGIN _from R., followed by_ GOOGIN, _smoking a cigar._ MRS. GOOGIN. A merry Christmas to the both of yeez. (_To_ KITTY.) Me man Maginnis tould me ye wanted to see me. KITTY (_at R._). Yes, indeed; come right in. MRS. GOOGIN. I know what it is, darlin'. Sure it's a bit of a prisint fer me and the childer, now ain't it, Mrs. Williams? (_Sm
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