ll prejudice me against borrowing a
copy of the SMOKY CHIMNEY at the right moment."

"It's rather like casting pearls into a trough," remarked Clovis
pleasantly, "but I don't mind reading you bits of it. It begins with a
general dispersal of the Durbar participants:

'Back to their homes in Himalayan heights
The stale pale elephants of Cutch Behar
Roll like great galleons on a tideless sea--'"

"I don't believe Cutch Behar is anywhere near the Himalayan region,"
interrupted Bertie. "You ought to have an atlas on hand when you do
this sort of thing; and why stale and pale?"

"After the late hours and the excitement, of course," said Clovis; "and
I said their HOMES were in the Himalayas. You can have Himalayan
elephants in Cutch Behar, I suppose, just as you have Irish-bred horses
running at Ascot."

"You said they were going back to the Himalayas," objected Bertie.

"Well, they would naturally be sent home to recuperate. It's the usual
thing out there to turn elephants loose in the hills, just as we put
horses out to grass in this country."

Clovis could at least flatter himself that he had infused some of the
reckless splendour of the East into his mendacity.

"Is it all going to be in blank verse?" asked the critic.

"Of course not; 'Durbar' comes at the end of the fourth line."

"That seems so cowardly; however, it explains why you pitched on Cutch
Behar."

"There is more connection between geographical place-names and poetical
inspiration than is generally recognized; one of the chief reasons why
there are so few really great poems about Russia in our language is
that you can't possibly get a rhyme to names like Smolensk and Tobolsk
and Minsk."

Clovis spoke with the authority of one who has tried.

"Of course, you could rhyme Omsk with Tomsk," he continued; "in fact,
they seem to be there for that purpose, but the public wouldn't stand
that sort of thing indefinitely."

"The public will stand a good deal," said Bertie malevolently, "and so
small a proportion of it knows Russian that you could always have an
explanatory footnote asserting that the last three letters in Smolensk
are not pronounced. It's quite as believable as your statement about
putting elephants out to grass in the Himalayan range."

"I've got rather a nice bit," resumed Clovis with unruffled serenity,
"giving an evening scene on the outskirts of a jungle village:

'Where the coiled cobra in the gloaming gloats,
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