leon ever
showed to his marshals. "You must retire. Please come this way. Mrs.
Fancy will look after you."
"Oh, but really, Mr. Vivian, I--"
"Kindly follow me."
Lady Enid hesitated for a moment, but the Prophet's manner was too much
for her, and when he stepped, like a clockwork automaton with a steel
interior, towards the staircase, she crept mildly in his wake.
"Can't I really--?" she whispered in his ear.
"Certainly not. If you were a married woman, possibly--"
"Well, but I am engaged," she murmured.
The Prophet stopped short.
"Engaged!" he said. "To whom?"
"Sir Tiglath."
"Engaged to Sir Tiglath!"
"Yes. He proposed to me to-night at Zoological House."
"Why?"
She might well have resented the question, but perhaps she divined the
distraught and almost maniacal condition of mind that the Prophet masked
beneath his impassive demeanour. At any rate she answered frankly,--
"Because he didn't find out I'm Miss Minerva, and in the midst of Mrs.
Bridgeman's silly world I stood right out as the only sensible creature
living. Isn't it fun?"
"Fun!"
"Yes. I always meant him to propose to me."
"Why?"
"Because I always thought it would be supremely idiotic of me to accept
him."
The Prophet felt that if he listened to another remark of such a nature
his brain would snap and he would instantly be taken with a tearing fit
of hysterics. He therefore turned round and slowly ascended to the first
floor.
"Kindly step into the drawing-room," he said, having first, by a rapid
glance, assured himself that Malkiel was not changing Mr. Ferdinand's
trousers there. "I will send Mrs. Fancy to chaperon you."
Lady Enid stepped in obediently, and the Prophet, who could distinctly
hear Mrs. Fancy sobbing on the landing above, proceeded thither, took
her hand and guided her down to the drawing-room.
"Oh, my poor, poor missis!" gulped the devoted creature. "Oh, my--"
"Precisely," rejoined the Prophet, with passionless equanimity. "Please
go in there and remain to guard this young lady."
He assisted Mrs. Fancy to fall in a heap upon the nearest sociable, and
then, still moving with a species of frozen deliberation, betook himself
once more to the hall. The astronomer and Gustavus were standing there
in silence.
"Sir Tiglath," said the Prophet, in a very formal manner, "you can now
begin to search for this ruffian."
Sir Tiglath cleared his throat, and continued to stand still.
"I hope you w
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