* * * * *
Years are required to make a brutal man--hours, a woman.
* * * * *
We praise God for our victories. What does the other fellow do?
* * * * *
Patriotism is but another name for, 'love yourself and hate your
neighbors.'
* * * * *
If churches were made as attractive as gin palaces, the former, not the
latter, would be open six days in the week.
* * * * *
When you get there, you will find that Eternal Justice is not built on
the departmental store system. Some pale-faced girl will offer the
evidence.
* * * * *
Once Pity and Charity perched on every cloistered gate and cried,
'welcome.' Now they only venture forth on public occasions, when they
will be seen of all men.
* * * * *
The cat's serenade gives tone to the back yard.
* * * * *
Mental problem. Suicide or side-tracked. Which?
* * * * *
The laugh of a child is sweeter to God than a forty minute prayer.
* * * * *
The Klondike is as alluring as a pretty woman and equally as freakish.
* * * * *
The greatness of the Yukon is only surpassed by the greatness of its
liars.
* * * * *
Innocence is a rose bud with a worm outside waiting to gnaw a hole in
it.
* * * * *
A blood-sucker on a boy's toe looks bigger to him than a sea-serpent to
a man.
* * * * *
An Easter bonnet is more satisfying to a woman than the most eloquent
sermon.
* * * * *
The witch doctor taboos a banana tree, the parson the joyous dance. Both
are bigots.
* * * * *
The nigger who has learned to drink rum does not regard civilization as
an unmixed blessing.
* * * * *
The beautiful is eternal.
* * * * *
An epitaph. "He went North and found his grave."
* * * * *
The cold marble becomes a living flame under the hands of the sculptor.
* * * * *
We cannot turn water into wine but some men come very near tur
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