r eyes; oddly enough, the men having been got rid of, the drama
begins.
ALICE DEARTH (the darkest spirit but the bravest). We must not waste a
second. Our minds are made up, I think?
JOANNA. Now is the time.
MRS. COADE (at once delighted and appalled). Yes, now if at all; but
should we?
ALICE. Certainly; and before the men come in.
MABEL PURDIE. You don't think we should wait for the men? They are as
much in it as we are.
LADY CAROLINE (unlucky, as her opening remark is without a single r).
Lob would be with them. If the thing is to be done at all it should
be done now.
MRS. COADE. IS it quite fair to Lob? After all, he is our host.
JOANNA. Of course it isn't fair to him, but let's do it, Coady.
MRS. COADE. Yes, let's do it!
MABEL. Mrs. Dearth _is_ doing it.
ALICE (who is writing out a telegram). Of course I am. The men are not
coming, are they?
JOANNA (reconnoitring). NO; your husband is having another glass of
port.
ALICE. I am sure he is. One of you ring, please.
(The bold Joanna rings.)
MRS. COADE. Poor Matey!
LADY CAROLINE. He wichly desewves what he is about to get.
JOANNA. He is coming! Don't all stand huddled together like
conspirators.
MRS. COADE. It is what we are!
(Swiftly they find seats, and are sunk thereon like ladies waiting
languidly for their lords when the doomed butler appears. He is a man
of brawn, who could cast any one of them forth for a wager; but we
are about to connive at the triumph of mind over matter.)
ALICE (always at her best before "the bright face of danger"). Ah,
Matey, I wish this telegram sent.
MATEY (a general favourite). Very good, ma'am. The village post office
closed at eight, but if your message is important--
ALICE. It is; and you are so clever, Matey, I am sure that you can
persuade them to oblige you.
MATEY (taking the telegram). I will see to it myself, ma'am; you can
depend on its going.
(There comes a little gasp from COADY, which is the equivalent to
dropping a stitch in needle-work.)
ALICE (who is THE DEARTH now). Thank you. Better read the telegram,
Matey, to be sure that you can make it out. (MATEY reads it to
himself, and he has never quite the same faith in woman again. THE
DEARTH continues in a purring voice.) Read it aloud, Matey.
MATEY. Oh, ma'am!
ALICE (without the purr). Aloud.
(Thus encouraged he reads the fatal missive.)
MATEY. 'To Police Station, Great Cumney. Send officer first thing
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