The Bathtub King! For a
delicious week Skippy sailed into the future on the magic carpet of his
imagination. He dreamed through the long dull hours of recitations; he
dreamed when huddled in sweater he watched the scurrying of the baseball
candidates; he dreamed over the prunes at breakfast and the prune whip
at night, and in his soft and delicious bed he lay awake for hours
planning out the disposal of his future wealth.

The week ended, as all weeks must. At precisely five o'clock in the
afternoon, with that fine sense of ceremony that was his, Doc Macnooder
knocked at the door and entered.

"Well!" said Snorky Green and Skippy in joyful chorus.

"Your hats and follow me!" said Macnooder in his best Dramatic Club
manner.

The tone sent a chill down their backs. Silently, already prepared for
the great catastrophe, they filed across the campus, to the Upper House.
Not a word had been spoken.

"We will now proceed to examine the Fourth Form baths," said Macnooder,
in the same lugubrious voice.

Utterly and instinctively without hope Skippy clutched his roommate's
arm and stumbled down the stairs. Something was coming, something that
meant the end of all! Macnooder, entering the first bathhouse, flung
back the door and pointed to the bathtub.

"Mr. Bedelle, there is your answer!"

"Jerusalem, the faucets are in the middle!" said Snorky, recoiling with
a gasp.

"The Bathtub Combine has us beat!" said Macnooder. "If we patented the
Foot Regulator every bathtub in the country will have the spigot
fastened in the middle."

"Why in Sam Hill didn't you think of that?" said Snorky, turning
indignantly on the inventor. He kicked at the offending tub, scowled at
Skippy and deserted on the spot.

"And this is the friend I'd have made a millionaire!" said Skippy to
himself in the bitterness of his trial.

"You see, Bo?" said Macnooder, descending from his pedestal, as he
perceived how the revelation had crushed the younger imagination.

"I see, Doc."

"It's no use, is it?"

"No,--damn 'em, they've got us beat!"

"Now, old sport," said Macnooder kindly, "don't mope about it. Your
ideas are all right and I'm here to keep you practical. Better luck next
time, but be sure and come to me."

"Thank you, Doc," said Skippy, through whose dimmed eyes the fatal
bathtub seemed to advance like a juggernaut. He escaped and went dizzily
across the Campus and sat on the steps of Memorial Hall, gazing out
gloomily at the d