l caught! Well held! Tha-a-nks!"

The Caterpillar would pronounce this sort of chaff bad form in a
contemporary. He removes his hat.

"By Jove!" says he. "It's very warm."

Caesar times the next ball beautifully. It glides past point and under
the ropes.

Early as it is, the ground seems to be packed with people. Glorious
weather has allured everybody. Stand after stand is filled up. The
colour becomes kaleidoscopic. The Rev. Septimus, during the brief
interval of an over, allows his eyes to stray round the huge circle.
Upon the ground are the youth, the beauty, the rank and fashion of the
kingdom, and, best of all, his old friends. The Rev. Septimus has a
weakness, being, of course, human to the finger-tips. He calls himself a
_laudator temporis acti_. In his day, the match was less of a function.
The boys sat round upon the grass; behind them were the carriages and
coaches--you could drive on to the ground then!--and here and there,
only here and there, a tent or a small stand. _Consule Planco_--the
parson loves a Latin tag--the match was an immense picnic for Harrovians
and Etonians. And, my word, you ought to have heard the chaff when an
unlucky fielder put the ball on the floor. Or, when a batsman interposed
a pad where a bat ought to have been. Or, if a player was bowled first
ball. Or, if he swaggered as he walked, the cynosure of all eyes, from
the pavilion to the pitch. Upon this subject the Rev. Septimus will
preach a longer (and a more interesting) sermon than any you will hear
from his pulpit in Blackford-Orcas Church.

Loud cheers put an end to the parson's reminiscences. Desmond's
companion has been clean bowled for a useful fifteen runs. He walks
towards the pavilion slowly. Then, as he hears the Harrow cheers, he
blushes like a nymph of sixteen, for he counts himself a failure. Last
year he made a "duck" in his first innings, and five in the second. No
cheers then. This is his first taste of the honey mortals call success.
He has faced the great world, and captured its applause.

"When does Scaife go in?" the Rev. Septimus asks.

"Second wicket down."

More cheers as the second man in strolls down the steps. A careful cove,
so the Duffer tells his father--one who will try to break the back of
the bowling.

"They're taking off Fluff's brother," the Caterpillar observes.

A thick-set young man holds the ball. He makes some slight alteration in
the field. The wicket-keeper stands back; the slips