d Hall, the
spokesman of the second-year class, came forward, holding up one hand in
mock reverence.

"Gentlemen," he began, "I first christen you all in the name of the
'Cranium' Fraternity. I give you, Dillon, the name of 'Swipes.' You,
Brown, shall be dubbed 'Shorts'--here he hesitated an instant, perusing
a slip of paper which lay on the table beside him--Preston, you may add
another 'S' to make a trio--your name shall be 'Spuddy.'"

Hall allowed his eyes to gaze reflectively upon Dan Jordan.

"To a big fellow like you, Jordan," he resumed, "I give 'Captain.'" His
voice dropped as if he had either overlooked or forgotten Frederick, and
the young fellow waited expectantly.

Suddenly Hall flashed him a glance, then dropped his eyes with twitching
lips.

"'Parson' is good enough for you, Graves."

Sweeping the five candidates with his searching gaze, he took up the
speech again--

"If at any time your fraternity brothers desire to call you by your new
names and you refuse to answer, you shall receive the punishment which
goes with disobedience."

"Gentlemen," he said again, dismissing the last subject with a wave of
his hand, "it gives us great pleasure to receive you into this
fraternity, but before we can give you full membership it is necessary
for us to go through a few more formalities."

Hall's eye fell in hesitation upon the ponderous form of Dan Jordan.

"You will all no doubt soon see the value of prompt obedience," his
voice rang out, and a smile touched each corner of his lips, but faded
instantly.

The three little freshmen moved uneasily--Hall, with a touch of irony in
his tones, directed the rest of his instructions to them.

"We have decided," resumed the speaker, "to initiate you fellows all at
one time."

Oscar Brown sighed in relief. "Misery loves company," and if the society
had any indignities to bestow, he would not be alone.

"We have found it necessary in times past," Hall took up again with a
tragic tone in his voice, "to use discipline upon such occasions as
this, and if by chance an incoming member becomes obstreperous, we
employ a friend to help us--he holds an honored position in our
fraternity ... Mr. Manchester, introduce 'Mazuka.'"

The sophomore thus adjured, stepped nimbly to the corner, and lifting
from a hook a long vicious-looking carpet beater, brought it toward
Hall.

"Handle him with reverence," shouted the spokesman, taking it carefully
in his hands and turn