asked, as Mr Pontifex of
Battersby? Who so fit to be consulted if any difficulty about parish
management should arise? Who such a happy mixture of the sincere
uninquiring Christian and of the man of the world? For so people
actually called him. They said he was such an admirable man of business.
Certainly if he had said he would pay a sum of money at a certain time,
the money would be forthcoming on the appointed day, and this is saying a
good deal for any man. His constitutional timidity rendered him
incapable of an attempt to overreach when there was the remotest chance
of opposition or publicity, and his correct bearing and somewhat stern
expression were a great protection to him against being overreached. He
never talked of money, and invariably changed the subject whenever money
was introduced. His expression of unutterable horror at all kinds of
meanness was a sufficient guarantee that he was not mean himself. Besides
he had no business transactions save of the most ordinary butcher's book
and baker's book description. His tastes--if he had any--were, as we
have seen, simple; he had 900 pounds a year and a house; the
neighbourhood was cheap, and for some time he had no children to be a
drag upon him. Who was not to be envied, and if envied why then
respected, if Theobald was not enviable?

Yet I imagine that Christina was on the whole happier than her husband.
She had not to go and visit sick parishioners, and the management of her
house and the keeping of her accounts afforded as much occupation as she
desired. Her principal duty was, as she well said, to her husband--to
love him, honour him, and keep him in a good temper. To do her justice
she fulfilled this duty to the uttermost of her power. It would have
been better perhaps if she had not so frequently assured her husband that
he was the best and wisest of mankind, for no one in his little world
ever dreamed of telling him anything else, and it was not long before he
ceased to have any doubt upon the matter. As for his temper, which had
become very violent at times, she took care to humour it on the slightest
sign of an approaching outbreak. She had early found that this was much
the easiest plan. The thunder was seldom for herself. Long before her
marriage even she had studied his little ways, and knew how to add fuel
to the fire as long as the fire seemed to want it, and then to damp it
judiciously down, making as little smoke as possible.