tion _gratis_.

He taketh any side of a Question, and Writeth For or
Against, or both, if required.

He likewise Draws up Advertisements; and Asperses
after the newest Method.

He Writeth for those who cannot Write themselves, yet
are ambitious of being Authors; and will, if required,
enter into Bonds never to own the Performance.

He Transmogrifieth _alias_ Transmigrapheth any Copy;
and maketh many Titles to one Work, after the manner
of the famous Mr. E---- C----

N. B. _He is come down from the Garret to the First
Floor, for the Convenience of his Customers._

[->] _Pray mistake not the House; because there are
many Pretenders there-abouts._

No Trust by Retale.

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PUDDING

and

DUMPLING

_Burnt to_ POT.

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_Pudding_ and _Dumpling_
_Burnt to _POT_._

Or, A Compleat

K E Y

to the
DISSERTATION
on
_DUMPLING_.

Wherein

All the MYSTERY of that dark Treatise is brought
to Light; in such a Manner and Method, that
the meanest Capacity may know who and who's
together.

Published for the general Information of Mankind.
By _J. W._ Author of 684 Treatises.

_Yhuchi! dandi ocatchu gao emousey._

_LONDON:_

_Printed and Sold by A. DODD, without _Temple-Bar_,
and H. WHITRIDGE, the Corner of _Castle-Alley_,
in _Cornhill_._
M.DCC XXVII. [_Price 6 d._]

[Decoration]

PREFACE

It very much surprizes me that six Editions of a
Mythological Pamphlet, entituled, _A Dissertation on
Dumpling_, should escape your Notice of that wonderful
Unriddler of Mysteries the ingenious Mr. _E---- C---_
who has at the same Time given such Proofs of his
Abilities in his many and most elaborate Keys to
_Gulliver_'s Travels; Keys, which _Gulliver_ himself
could never have found out! and withal, so pertinent,
that I shall esteem those at the Helm, no great Lovers
of Learning, if my Friend _Edmund_ be not forthwith
promoted: for as the Sweetness of a Kernel is
uncomatable, but by the Fracture of its Shell, so is
the Beauty of a