It is often my privilege to tell stories to a group of babies, and one
day when they were crowded close around me one of them exclaimed--"Hey,
you spit right in my eye." Then it came to me what a lot of eyes I had
probably spit into all down the years, and how no one had ever told me
of it so frankly before. Children are so honest until we teach them to
say that they're sorry when they're not, and to listen to stories that
bore them and to pretend not to like Jazz when all the time they do.

Contact with children takes us back to the genesis of our being and
revives in us something primitive and honest and natural. I saw a man
recently being led out of a grown-up meeting by the hand of a child and
he looked so cross about it and was so obviously trying to maintain his
dignity while the child hurried him up the aisle. I thought how silly.
When a child has to leave a meeting he has to, that's all, and there's
no use in arguing or getting cross about it. And really how good it was
for that pompous individual to get taken down a peg by the terribly
human appeal of a little child.

All of us ought to find some children to tell stories to for our own
sakes. And then when we have gotten Jack up the beanstalk and into the
ogre's kitchen, and the ogre says in an awful voice--"I smell a human
being," perhaps there will come to us some of the old thrill that we had
forgotten.

If you don't know any children intimately, children who call you
"George" or "Auntie Flo," children who run to meet you, children who
hurt your pockets with anticipation, children to whom you read the
funnies or whom you take to the movies, children for whom you may revive
your childhood tricks of making a blade of grass squawk, or wiggling
your scalp, or cutting out a row of dancing paper dolls, then hurry and
get acquainted even if you are driven to pick them up. If you don't,
then as sure as you're alive, you'll find yourself growing queer.

The Ferry and Real Boats

As a matter of fact the ferry isn't a boat at all. It is more like a
house or a street car or a park full of pretty benches. It doesn't sail,
it only plies, plies between two given points at stated intervals, and
could anything be more dull. Nothing is more prosaic than a ferry unless
it be an ironing board.

Even a barge is superior, and a barge doesn't pretend to be a boat. A
barge goes somewhere and it gets mussed up by the real salt sea, and so
do flat, old scows, honest a