n an unappreciated blessing to
mankind, since her papa's days, and also of that gentleman's having
been a frosty impersonation of a frosty race, as struck cold to the
very soles of the feet of the hearers. The Inexhaustible being produced,
staring, and evidently intending a weak and washy smile shortly, no
sooner beheld her, than it was stricken spasmodic and inconsolable. When
she took her leave at last, it would have been hard to say whether it
was with the air of going to the scaffold herself, or of leaving the
inmates of the house for immediate execution. Yet, John Harmon enjoyed
it all merrily, and told his wife, when he and she were alone, that her
natural ways had never seemed so dearly natural as beside this foil,
and that although he did not dispute her being her father's daughter,
he should ever remain stedfast in the faith that she could not be her
mother's.
This visit was, as has been said, a grand event. Another event, not
grand but deemed in the house a special one, occurred at about the same
period; and this was, the first interview between Mr Sloppy and Miss
Wren.
The dolls' dressmaker, being at work for the Inexhaustible upon a
full-dressed doll some two sizes larger than that young person, Mr
Sloppy undertook to call for it, and did so.
'Come in, sir,' said Miss Wren, who was working at her bench. 'And who
may you be?'
Mr Sloppy introduced himself by name and buttons.
'Oh indeed!' cried Jenny. 'Ah! I have been looking forward to knowing
you. I heard of your distinguishing yourself.'
'Did you, Miss?' grinned Sloppy. 'I am sure I am glad to hear it, but I
don't know how.'
'Pitching somebody into a mud-cart,' said Miss Wren.
'Oh! That way!' cried Sloppy. 'Yes, Miss.' And threw back his head and
laughed.
'Bless us!' exclaimed Miss Wren, with a start. 'Don't open your mouth
as wide as that, young man, or it'll catch so, and not shut again some
day.'
Mr Sloppy opened it, if possible, wider, and kept it open until his
laugh was out.
'Why, you're like the giant,' said Miss Wren, 'when he came home in the
land of Beanstalk, and wanted Jack for supper.'
'Was he good-looking, Miss?' asked Sloppy.
'No,' said Miss Wren. 'Ugly.'
Her visitor glanced round the room--which had many comforts in it now,
that had not been in it before--and said: 'This is a pretty place,
Miss.'
'Glad you think so, sir,' returned Miss Wren. 'And what do you think of
Me?'
The honesty of Mr Sloppy bei
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