all aspire to Sullivan's place in
public esteem.

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We seem to know the tune of this anonymous contribution, but we never
have heard these words before:

We're in the trenches now,
The slacker milks the cow,
And the son of a Hun
Must skeedaddle and run,
For we're in the trenches now.

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FOR A LIVE SPORT PAGE.
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THIS IS poor apology for

* * *

A LIVE SPORT page but it

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MAKES A beginning and

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SOMEBODY had to do it

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AND I was the goat but

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WITH YOUR help we'll

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DO BETTER next time if you

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WRITE US some notes from

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YOUR CAMP and send us

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SOME VERSES for

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ONE GUY can't handle this

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ALL himself and

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ANYBODY could do the job

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BETTER than I can you know

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WE WANT to find a

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REAL SPORTING editor somewhere

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AND WISH this job

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OFF ON him and then

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WE'LL buy a cable from

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BACK home and tell him

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TO HOP to it.

C. P. C.

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INDOOR SPORTS
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SATURDAY NIGHT.

First you take a basin,
Place it on the stove,
Wait about an hour or so,