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We tried the dairy lunch next time; but he don't like that much better.
Pushin' up to the coffee urn with the mob, and havin' a tongue sandwich
slammed down in front of him by a grub hustler that hadn't been to a
manicure lately was only a couple of the details Mortimer shies at.
"Ah, you'll soon get to overlook little things like that," says I.
Mortimer shakes his head positive. "It's the disgusting crowd one has
to mingle with," says he. "Such a cheap lot of--of roughnecks!"
"Huh!" says I. "Lots of 'em are pullin' down more'n you or me. Some
of 'em are almost human too."
"I don't care," says he. "I dislike to mix with them. It's bad enough
at the boarding house."
"None of the aristocracy there, either?" says I.
"They're freaks, all of them," says he. "What do you think--one fellow
wears an outing shirt in to dinner! Then there's an old person with
gray whiskers who--well, I can't bear to watch him. The others are
almost as bad."
"When you get to know the bunch you won't mind," says I.
"But I don't care to know them," says Mortimer. "I haven't spoken to a
soul, and don't intend to. They're not my kind, you see."
"Are you boastin', or complainin'?" says I. "Anyway, you're in for a
lonesome time. What do you do evenin's?"
"Walk around until I'm tired, that's all," says he.
"That's excitin'--I don't think," says I.
Next he branches off on Miller, and starts tellin' me what a deep and
lastin' grouch he'd accumulated against his boss. But I ain't
encouragin' any hammer play of that kind.
"Stow it, Morty," says I. "I'm wise to all that. Besides, you ought
to know you can't hold a job and come floatin' in at any old hour. No
wonder you got in Dutch with him! Say, is this your first stab at real
work?"
He admits that it is, and when I gets him to describe how he's been
killin' time when he wa'n't in college it develops that one of his
principal playthings has been a six-cylinder roadster,--mile-a-minute
brand, mostly engine and gastank, with just space enough left for the
driver to snuggle in among the levers on the small of his back.
"I've had her up to sixty-five an hour on some of those Rhode Island
oiled stretches," says Mortimer.
"I expect," says I. "And what was it you hit last?"
"Eh?" says he. "Oh, I see! A milk wagon. Rather stiff damages they
got out of us, with the hospital and doctor's bills and all that. But
it was more the way I was roasted by the b
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