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he animal as it stands, I don't feel inclined to give you more than a shilling for it. If you think you can do better by taking it elsewhere, you do so." "He was more like a Christian than a cat," said the lady. "I'm not taking dead Christians," I answered firmly, "and even if I were I wouldn't give more than a shilling for a specimen like that. You can consider him as a Christian, or you can consider him as a cat; but he's not worth more than a shilling in either case." We settled eventually for eighteenpence. The number of cats that Thomas Henry contrived to dispose of also surprised me. Quite a massacre of cats seemed to be in progress. One evening, going into the kitchen, for I made it a practice now to visit the kitchen each evening, to inspect the daily consignment of dead cats, I found, among others, a curiously marked tortoiseshell cat, lying on the table. "That cat's worth half a sovereign," said the owner, who was standing by, drinking beer. I took up the animal, and examined it. "Your cat killed him yesterday," continued the man. "It's a burning shame." "My cat has killed him three times," I replied. "He was killed on Saturday as Mrs. Hedger's cat; on Monday he was killed for Mrs. Myers. I was not quite positive on Monday; but I had my suspicions, and I made notes. Now I recognise him. You take my advice, and bury him before he breeds a fever. I don't care how many lives a cat has got; I only pay for one." We gave Thomas Henry every chance to reform; but he only went from bad to worse, and added poaching and chicken-stalking to his other crimes, and I grew tired of paying for his vices. I consulted the gardener, and the gardener said he had known cats taken that way before. "Do you know of any cure for it?" I asked. "Well, sir," replied the gardener, "I have heard as how a dose of brickbat and pond is a good thing in a general way." "We'll try him with a dose just before bed time," I answered. The gardener administered it, and we had no further trouble with him. Poor Thomas Henry! It shows to one how a reputation for respectability may lie in the mere absence of temptation. Born and bred in the atmosphere of the Reform Club, what gentleman could go wrong? I was sorry for Thomas Henry, and I have never believed in the moral influence of the country since. THE CITY OF THE SEA They say, the chroniclers who have written the history of that low-lying, wi
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