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e a Basket. Straight his Load He set upon the Ground, and showed His newest Toy--a Card with Strings. On this side was a Bird with Wings, On that, a Cage. You twirled, and lo! The Twain were one. Said MATT, "E'en so. Here's the Solution in a Word:-- Form is the Cage and Sense the Bird. The Poet twirls them in his Mind, And wins the Trick with both combined." THE SUCCESSFUL AUTHOR. When Fate presents us with the Bays, We prize the Praiser, not the Praise. We scarcely think our Fame eternal If vouched for by the _Farthing Journal_; But when the _Craftsman's_ self has spoken, We take it for a certain Token. This an Example best will show, Derived from DENNIS DIDEROT. A hackney Author, who'd essayed All Hazards of the scribbling Trade; And failed to live by every Mode, From _Persian Tale_ to _Birthday Ode_; Embarked at last, thro' pure Starvation, In Theologic Speculation. 'Tis commonly affirmed his Pen Had been most orthodox till then; But oft, as SOCRATES has said, The Stomach's stronger than the Head; And, for a sudden Change of Creed, There is no _Jesuit_ like Need. Then, too, 'twas cheap; he took it all, By force of Habit, from the Gaul. He showed (the Trick is nowise new) That Nothing we believe is true; But chiefly that Mistake is rife Touching the point of _After-Life_; Here all were wrong from PLATO down: His Price (in Boards) was Half-a-Crown. The Thing created quite a Scare:-- He got a Letter from VOLTAIRE, Naming him _Ami_ and _Confrere_; Besides two most attractive Offers Of Chaplaincies from noted Scoffers. He fell forthwith his Head to lift, To talk of "I and DR. SW--FT;" And brag, at Clubs, as one who spoke, On equal Terms, with BOLINGBROKE. But, at the last, a Missive came That put the Copestone to his Fame. The Boy who brought it would not wait: It bore a _Covent-Garden_ Date;-- A woful Sheet with doubtful Ink. And Air of _Bridewell_ or the Clink, It ran in this wise:--_Learned Sir! We, whose Subscriptions follow here, Desire to state our Fellow-feeling In this Religion you're revealing. You make it plain that if so be_ _We 'scape on Earth from_ Tyburn Tree, _There's nothing left for us to fear In this--or an
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