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and the figure was in his mind. Grand as this rhetoric is, it is almost paralleled in vividness, while exceeded in wit, by a figure which Seargent S. Prentiss, of Mississippi, once used. A Southern statesman, noted as a political tactician, had written a letter on the annexation of Texas. As public opinion in the South favored the measure, while in the North it was opposed, the tactician, whose object was to gain votes for his party, published two editions of his letter. The edition intended for the South was bold in its advocacy of annexation; but that designed for Northern circulation was remarkable for its ambiguity. Mr. Prentiss denounced the trick on the "stump." Grasping the two letters, he threw them under his feet, saying,-- "I wonder that, like the acid and the alkali, they do not _effervesce_ as they touch each other!" * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * "UP TO SNUFF." A genial observer of our public men is amused at the political dexterity of those anxious to serve as presidential candidates. If he is a veteran, as well as a genial observer, he smiles as he compares these 'prentice hands with the master of political adroitness, Martin Van Buren. Looking upon politics as a game, Mr. Van Buren played it with forecast and sagacity, and with the utmost good-nature. "He was the mildest manner'd man That ever scuttled" a Whig ship, or cut off a politician's head. No excitement quickened his moderation. Even the most biting of personal sarcasms failed to ruffle a temper that seemed incapable of being disturbed. Once, while Mr. Van Buren, being the Vice-President, was presiding over the Senate, Henry Clay attacked him in a speech freighted with sarcasm and invective. Mr. Van Buren sat in the chair, with a quiet smile upon his face, as placidly as though he was listening to the complimentary remarks of a friend. The moment Mr. Clay resumed his seat, a page handed him Mr. Van Buren's snuff-box, with the remark,-- "The Vice-President sends his compliments to you, sir." The Senate laughed at the coolness of the man who was "up to snuff." The great orator, seeing that his effort had been in vain, shook his finger good-naturedly at his imperturbable opponent, and taking a large pinch of snuff, returned the box to the boy, saying,-- "Give my compliments to the Vice-President, and say that I like his snuff much better than his politics." * * *
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