of 'em all,
and in the long run, you bring me the most money."
"Thank you," responded the factor, showing his white teeth in a
gratified smile.
"Toll, I'm not exactly ill, but I'm not quite myself. How long it will
last I don't know, but just this minute the General is devilish unhappy,
and would sell himself cheap. Things are not going right. I don't sleep
well."
"You've got too much money," suggested Mr. Talbot.
"Well, what shall I do with it?"
"Give it to me."
"No, I thank you; I can do better. Besides, you are getting more than
your share of it now."
"Well, I don't ask it of you," said Talbot, "but if you wish to get rid
of it, I could manage a little more of it without trouble."
"Toll, look here! The General wants to place a little money where it
will bring him some reputation with the highly respectable old
dons,--our spiritual fathers, you know--and the brethren. Understand?"
"General, you are deep; you'll have to explain."
"Well, all our sort of fellows patronize something or other. They cheat
a man out of his eye-teeth one day, and the next, you hear of them
endowing something or other, or making a speech to a band of old women,
or figuring on a top-lofty list of directors. That's the kind of thing I
want."
"You can get any amount of it, General, by paying for it. All they want
is money; they don't care where it comes from."
"Toll, shut up. I behold a vision. Close your eyes now, and let me paint
it for you. I see the General--General Robert Belcher, the
millionaire--in the aspect of a great public benefactor. He is dressed
in black, and sits upon a platform, in the midst of a lot of seedy men
in white chokers. They hand him a programme. There is speech-making
going on, and every speech makes an allusion to 'our benefactor,' and
the brethren and sisters cheer. The General bows. High old doctors of
divinity press up to be introduced. They are all after more. They
flatter the General; they coddle him. They give him the highest seat.
They pretend to respect him. They defend him from all slanders. They are
proud of the General. He is their man. I look into the religious
newspapers, and in one column I behold a curse on the stock-jobbing of
Wall street, and in the next, the praise of the beneficence of General
Robert Belcher. I see the General passing down Wall street the next day.
I see him laughing out of the corner of his left eye, while his friends
punch him in the ribs. Oh, Toll! it'
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