it. I brought him home and gave him his
freedom--but give an inch and he takes an ell. Moonshine, I begin to
feel angry--the tip of my nose is red already."
"Come directly, Massa Cockle."
Moonshine gave two more rubs on the board, and then made his appearance.
"You call me, sar?"
"What's the use of calling you, you black rascal!"
"Now, sar, dat not fair--you say to me, Moonshine, always do one ting
first--so I 'bey order and finish knives--dat ting done, I come and 'bey
nest order."
"Well, bring some cold water and some tumblers."
Moonshine soon appeared with the articles, and then walked out of the
room, grinning at me.
"Moonshine, where are you going, you thief?--when did you ever see me
drink cold water, or offer it to my friends?"
"Nebber see you drink it but once, and den you tipsy, and tink it gin;
but you very often gib notin but water to your friends, Massa Cockle."
"When, you scoundrel?"
"Why, very often you say dat water quite strong enough for me."
"That's because I love you, Moonshine. Grog is a sad enemy to us."
"Massa Cockle real fine Christian--he lub him enemy," interrupted
Moonshine, looking at me.
"At all events, I'm not ashamed to look mine enemy in the face--so hand
us out the bottle."
Moonshine put the bottle on the table.
"Now, Bob," said Cockle, "what d'ye say to a _seven bell-er_? Why,
hallo! what's become of all the grog?"
"All drank last night, Massa Cockle," replied Moonshine.
"Now, you ebony thief, I'll swear that there was half a bottle left when
I took my last glass; for I held the bottle up to the candle to
ascertain the ullage."
"When you go up tairs, Massa Cockle, so help me Gad! not one drop left
in de bottle."
"Will you take your oath, Moonshine, that you did not drink any last
night?"
"No, Massa Cockle, because I gentleman, and nebber tell lie--me drink,
because you gib it to me."
"Then I must have been drunk indeed. Now, tell me, how did I give it to
you?--tell me every word which passed."
"Yes, Massa Cockle, me make you recollect all about it. When Massa Piper
go away, you look at bottel and den you say, 'Fore I go up to bed, I
take one more glass for _coming up_'--den I say, ''Pose you do, you
nebber be able to _go up_.' Den you say, 'Moonshine, you good fellow
(you always call me good fellow when you want me), you must help me.'
You drink your grog--you fall back in de chair, and you shut first one
eye and den you shut de oder.
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