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Title: Nothing to Say
A Slight Slap at Mobocratic Snobbery, Which Has 'Nothing
to Do' with 'Nothing to Wear'

Author: QK Philander Doesticks

Release Date: November 20, 2008 [EBook #27299]

Language: English

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NOTHING TO SAY

"THE FUNNIEST WORKS IN EXISTENCE."

DOESTICKS' BOOKS,

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DOESTICKS, WHAT HE SAYS.

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Being a compilation of the original letters from the immortal Q. K.
PHILANDER DOESTICKS, P. B. (Perfect Brick.)

[From _N. P. Willis's Home Journal_.]

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A SONG THATS BY NO AUTHOR--A DEED WITHOUT A NAME.

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comprises a great many beauties not discoverable in the "Song of
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