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cy." Joe had evidently mistaken the signification of the word "syntax," and, catching the last syllable, concluded that R. referred to the system universally adopted to supply the pecuniary wants of a government; and therefore the solemnity of his answer. I cannot say much in favour either of the dinner or the wine, vinegar being the dominant ingredient of both; and, do what we would with mustard and pepper, its pungent taste remained. The evening turned out very wet, so that the only amusement we could find was to stand at the window, and criticise the different carriages as they passed on their way to the theatre. I certainly never saw such rusty old rattle-traps, and I do not except the king's equipage, since the hackney landaus have been abolished in England. While we were smoking our cigars, Joe came into the room, and desired to know if we would allow him to show us the "Coal Holes" and "Cider Cellars" of Copenhagen; but we told him we were travelling in order to gather information and reform our morals, and not to pass the night in revelling. Convincing Joe that we were not in the vein to leave our arm-chairs, and begging him not to call us all "my Lard," since there was but one "Lard" between the three, we asked him whence he came. "Me jist leebe Flora." "No, no," I said; "in what part of the world were you born?" "Oh! dat one oder ting. Me barn in Jamaikee, sir; but me leebe um two tree year ago." "What made you leave the island?" I inquired. "Bekase him not de same kind of place, sir, as before--de niggers grow so d---- imperant." "But you must find Copenhagen very cold and uncomfortable," I replied; "and surely impudence in one's own country is more tolerable than discomfort and winter here." "No, sir," answered Joe, all the soul of his great namesake, Washington, beaming through his eyes; "me no tollumrate imperance; one imperant raskill make me blood cold more dan de winter do. Jamaikee no de place for de man of eddumcashum." "In fact, you left it in disgust," I suggested. "Suttinlee, sir," replied Joe; then seeming anxious to forget Jamaica, and every thing connected with it, he said, "Me hope you like you dinner, gentlemen; and will disgest him," he continued. "I hope we shall _digest_ it," I answered; "but there was vinegar enough to stop any human creature's growth." "Me said so, sir!" exclaimed Joe; "me tell Monsieur Sangnette so; dem French cooks, debilish fond of
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